BBC Two The Americans tried to make her a martyr but it takes more than a direct bomb blast to her vagina to slow down Nessa. She may have raggedy clothes and a face like Al Jolson but she’s still standing, albeit gingerly and in the same shitbox she was held prisoner all those years... Read More

BBC Two The multiple betrayals and sins of omission she has endured thus far only strengthen Nessa‘s resolve to bring donkey porn and LOLcats to the Durkas. With Jalalalala El-Amin at her side she’s ready as she’ll ever be to roll out Phase 3 of the cabling initiative. A trip to the West Bank should... Read More

BBC Two It’s taken her 9 years, millions of pounds and a lot of heartache but Nessa finally tracks down the one man in Kensington she hasn’t fucked. She gets to fucking with him sharpish. “Don’t you want to warm me up a bit first?” she asks as they make out. “Maybe I want you... Read More

BBC Two Over in the Durka shitpit she landed herself in all those years ago Nessa worries that a third trimester Hasbeen may viciously kill her in childbirth just like she did her mother. Atika tells her to stop moaning like a little bitch – good advice, well heeded. In the end Nessa opts for... Read More

BBC Two We begin back in the 8 years ago timeline and Ephra‘s pretend girl child “Judith” is getting his cock chopped off in a disgusting mediaeval ceremony that celebrates Woody Allen’s exoneration on kiddy fiddling, Ronnie Rosenthal’s career at Liverpool and the senseless killing of Christ. That nause Shlomo Zahary leads the celebrations. Mary... Read More

BBC Two We begin as we always must with that “who do you trust?” monologue that infects the start of each The Honourable Woman. A bona fide nause célèbre it highlights that big problem with Hugo Blick. He’s either mired in pretentious opacity or clubbing you round the head screaming “BETRAYAL IS A KEY THEMATIC... Read More

BBC Two In the first episode of The Honourable Woman we discovered that Nessa Stein killed her parents quicker than Jeremy Bamber and that there wasn’t shit anyone could do about it. But now we flashback to 8 years ago to 2006 – a happier time. Nessa and Atika are captive in a Durka shitbox... Read More

BBC Two Many of you cockmouths will remember Hugo Blick from the lauded but laughable The Shadow Line, a show that needed a slap more often than ITV’s World Cup co-commentator Clarke Carlisle. Well now he’s back with espionage 8 parter The Honourable Woman. Say hello to Nessa Stein (Maggie Gyllenhaal) – 9 years old... Read More