BBC1 As we rejoin Vince he’s haunted by visions of Col being beaten to puree by his co-workers in The Horse‘s criminal enterprise. He pays a visit to his old pal who now has a cauliflower arse, a crooked spine and a head that’s all swelled and innocent like Anthony O’Donnell. He wonders how Mineshaft... Read More

BBC1 In episode one of The Driver Vince McKee turned to a life of crime as a criminal crime driver so his daughter could have driving lessons. The irony! It’s obvious that boredumb in his long turd relationshit was also a factor. Ways to stop your man robbing a bank ladies: spice things up in... Read More

BBC1 So just who is The Driver, mysterious star of BBC’s new three-parter? Meet Vince McKee (David Morrissey) taxicab driver and member of the proud Liverpudlian working class which survived a lifelong hate onslaught from Tory scumcunt Cilla Black. He’s just riding along in his automobile, hands correctly at 10 to 2 on the steering... Read More