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Dragons' Den UK series 12 episode 6 review
August 25, 2014

Dragons’ Den UK series 12 episode 6 review | Bored games

BBC Two As we enter the Den for the final episode before its mid-series hiatus we are greeted by Richard McLuckie and Stuart Mackenzie-Walker stumbling in like a pair of old soaks. These two stuttering pricks are pitching their Pants on Fire board games company and in a sector that’s shrinking by the day where... Read More
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Dragons' Den UK series 12 episode 5 review
August 17, 2014

Dragons’ Den UK series 12 episode 5 review

BBC Two Huskies are magnificent creatures so when Vickie and Chantelle Doglady throw an armful of them at the Dragons are immediately transformed into 9-year-old children. Their Arctic Quest setup enables corporate fucks, stag dos and the generally curious to engage in husky dog racing, bear baiting and cupping stag balls if they want to.... Read More
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Ambassadors episode 2 review
May 17, 2014

So, you finally cooked for her

Is there anything in life that you can’t fuck up? This is the closest you’ll ever come to killing someone. As she lies in intensive care with a case of food poisoning so acute her delicate pink ringpiece which Aerial Telly so sensitively violated for the first time on Valentine’s Day is now an infinitely... Read More
Miscellaneous
The Trip to Italy episode 6 review
May 9, 2014

The Trip to Italy episode 6 review

BBC Two That The Trip to Italy would feature a Godfather II dream sequence was as inevitable as a fight between Borey Stinks and Cornholeius Bumrage featuring 4/5ths holding and 1/5th backpedalling. Based on the young Vito Corleone’s revenge sojourn to Sicily Steve plays Don Ciccio with Rob playing Corleone. Rob slices Steve’s guts open, an action... Read More
British comedy, Documentary, Miscellaneous
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Orphan Black BBC Three series 2 episode 1 review
April 29, 2014

Orphan Black BBC Three series 2 episode 1 review

BBC Three It wouldn’t be entirely true to call Orphan Black a one-woman band but when you’ve got one broad playing the nine lead characters it’s safe to call this the Tatiana Maslany thing without misleading anyone. A freshly childless Sarah sits gloomily in a shitbox cafe but she can’t even enjoy a good wallow... Read More
American drama, British drama, Foreign TV, Miscellaneous
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Jim Beam Mila Kunis advert – Make History
April 26, 2014

Jim Beam Mila Kunis advert – Make History

FutureWorks You could probably film Ukrainian every holer Mila Kunis underneath a bridge swigging from a diseased bottle of rotgut, grabbing her snatch and screaming “You want Jim Beam? I GOT YOUR JIM BEAM RIGHT HERE!” before puking on the cameraman, dropping her drawers to take a piss then collapsing face first into the sludge and still... Read More
Adverts, Miscellaneous
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Game of Thrones Purple Wedding review
April 15, 2014

Game of Thrones Purple Wedding review

HBO As King Joffrey of House Baratheon, House Lannister and House of Fraser spluttered his last poisoned breath, his waspish face turning a dark lavender, blood streaming from every orifice, making the kind of faces a man who has just got his johnson fatally caught in his zipper while simultaneously receiving the news that Beth... Read More
American drama, Miscellaneous, Period
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The Trip to Italy episode 2
April 11, 2014

The Trip to Italy episode 2 review | La Cantina

BBC Two As The Trip to Italy continues up to the prosperous and spectacularly corrupt north Steve Coogan FaceTimes his son who is frankly embarrassed by him. So would you be if your dad had made Courtney Love your stepmom and Frances Bean Courtney your stepsister meaning you couldn’t legitimately fuck her. The youngster is... Read More
Documentary, Miscellaneous, Tv show review
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Is Oscar Pistorius guilty?
April 11, 2014

Is Oscar Pistorius guilty? For reals?

Yes. Yes, he is. It’s 14 months now since Oscar Pistorius put three more holes in Reeva Steenkamp than God had originally intended, ending her life and putting their relationship on what seems likely to be a permanent hiatus. It was at best careless and at worst premeditated murder and the only thing quicker than... Read More
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Prostitution: What’s The Harm?
March 17, 2014

Prostitution: What’s The Harm? review | Billie Porter

BBC Three Thank God that BBC Three have broken the taboo on talking about sex workers. Prostitution: What’s The Harm? is their latest fearless sortie into this bleak underworld. There are about 80,000 sex workers in Britain and posh girl journalist/model Billie JD Porter – all polkadot dresses and Peter Pan collars – wants to find... Read More
Documentary, Miscellaneous
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Insane Fight Club review
March 11, 2014

Insane Fight Club review | Grado wrestles reality

BBC One The world of professional wrestling only generally impinges on the collective consciousness when a participant roid rages his way into murder-suicide  but it’s not all chuckles and glamour. Insane Fight Club takes us into the unknown world of a significantly less dark and significantly less interesting form of wrestling: Insane Championship Wrestling. Its founder,... Read More
Documentary, Miscellaneous
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