You could probably film Ukrainian every holer Mila Kunis underneath a bridge swigging from a diseased bottle of rotgut, grabbing her snatch and screaming “You want Jim Beam? I GOT YOUR JIM BEAM RIGHT HERE!” before puking on the cameraman, dropping her drawers to take a piss then collapsing face first into the sludge and still see a boost in sales. So you’ll forgive¹ FutureWorks if they haven’t really brought their A-game here.
Then we learn how they ran like little bitches during Prohibition. The Jim Beam special edition of Boardwalk Empire is a man in a suit saying “well, the law’s the law” before walking out and throwing himself under a bus.
¹ You’ll forgive because you are a gutless turd with about as much spine as a sea-urchin in a blender. Aerial Telly does not forgive. Never forgive, never forget, never for fun.