Aerial Telly humiliates television critics everywhere by correctly panning the Doctor Who Series Five Premiere when all *they* could do was suck a fat dick Read More
The Brit Awards 2010 ITV Why was Peter Kay doing this? He didn’t want to be there, scarcely contained his contempt for the acts, was rarely funny and generally acted like the whole thing was beneath him. A certain amount of irreverent banter is necessary in award ceremonies, particularly those as traditionally daft as The Brit Awards, but… Read More
Love skunk Vernon Kay sprays his rat jism in the general direction of Skank Central. Misses. Those freaks was right when they said you was dead Many, many men want to live the glamorous poonhound lifestyle of Aerial Telly yet how many have the intestinal fortitude? How many can take on board that it actually… Read More
Sky One Ah, you wouldn’t want to be a Lost recapper, fella. ‘Tis a thankless task. Even when you remember things correctly they won’t necessarily make any sense. Even when they make sense they are subject to change, compromise, alteration or obliteration. Only Battlestar Galactica matches it for fake-outs, U-turns and general loopiness and... Read More
Aerial Telly, television panopticon and man your girl called daddy, ruins Vinnie Jones for his disgraceful display on Celebrity Big Brother 2010 Read More