Showtime Previously on Homeland: Dickless Brony brained Akbari with an ashtray. As we rejoin the soulless ginger traitor he drags Snackbari’s steaming soiled corpse out of the immediate line of view, steals his pistol and walks out like nothing happened. He encounters Mrs Snackbari on the stairs heading towards her husbland’s office. “What up baby girl?”... Read More

Showtime Operation ‘Get Brony into Iraq’ is go. His military colleagues are giving him classic bantz about being a Marine, referring to him as Jarhead. He chuckles to himself knowing full well that he’ll one day suicide bomb them all into oblivion. But for now they are as one. It’s just their luck that corrupt... Read More

Showtime If there’s one thing this season of Homeland needed it was Dickless Brony shitting himself like his name was Tony Adams and that’s exactly what episode 9 delivers. Cold turkey has got him on the run and Saul‘s masterplan to fly him to Iran in 6 days to assassinate the hawkish General Durka to... Read More

Showtime Say Homeland, you’ve been missed. It’s 58 days since Durkas car bombed Langley and once they tot up the severed heads and orphan limbs the death toll is 219. “Boy, is my face red?” says the look on Carrie‘s face as she is questioned by the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. Mount Rushmore glares… Read More