Big Brother 2008. Watching Big Brother is like meeting up with a friend diagnosed with a terminal illness. You're smiling but you're basically waiting for him to die Read More
I had suicide at 6-4 It was a busy Friday night for Aerial Telly. It was the night of the Big Brother Final and he had a review to write. As he tapped away on his laptop while a lovely half-black half-Vietnamese piece of pie gave him head under the covers he reflected on what... Read More
He cannot lose Having shown his boxing ‘capping genius time and time again you probably think that it is Aerial Telly‘s strongest sector when it comes to betting. You would be more vastly mistaken than a man who thinks that Hilaire Belloc is still alive.1 For Aerial Telly’s true strength is Specials betting. That’s reality... Read More
29 March 2006 What is that twunk Alan “call me Sir Alan” Sugar playing at on The Apprentice? Not content with getting rid of lovely Sexy Karen (who recently bigged up Aerial Telly in her role as Garboesque forum vixen) he persists with preposterous lunatics like Jo (a woman with all the business sense of… Read More
Channel 4 “Why don’t you open the well of madness that is your mind?” Russell Brand What the fuck to make of Russell Brand? At first he seemed easily dismissible as a lineal descendant of the Wacky Family Tree of TV Presenters. You could imagine some Deuteronomy style verse in the future recalling “Timmy Mallett... Read More