BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: Oliver killed all those dipshits but Mother of Three somehow slipped the net. Now that Martin is back on the market he returns to thoughts of his one true love, Jens. Lord knows he’s tried but he just can’t quit him. They have a cosy prison chat we don’t... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: a group of committed idealists try to change the world by killing everyone in it. One person they can’t kill, however, is Laura. Having survived 304 previous assassination attempts this week she comes through again after police chase down the vehicle used in Claudiblow‘s murder and discover the Teflon... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: the corpses just keep piling up and the most recent seven are on a sunken boat. What shall we do with the sunken sailors? Try and build a case against their murderer I suppose.  Marcus Stenborg meets his blackmailer, a small-time scroteski called Ramon Bodski who doesn’t even recognise him.... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: The Fox and his friends got all up in Saga‘s grill like BLAW! Do you really fink Saga gonna have dat? Hell naw, mami. She disarms that gun toting pig and whips him until his bacon is cooked. The rest of them fall into line like scared animals and... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: The Friends found out that if you keep your enemies close they kill you. “The Fight Don’t End” says the banner around the dumb turds and while it is staged as a suicide Saga knows that’s a crock of shit. Linus is brought into the police station and finds... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: You can’t move for “pathos-driven eco-terrorism”. You know the kind of thing: biological warfare, child killing, fucking up Polish lorry drivers. Pathos, Keith, pathos! On the lorry driver thing? Not content with ruining his face, shipment and brain the Friends of Faxborg blow up his tanker. Four people are... Read More

BBC Four Previously on The Bridge: August got a permanent September and Martin got a permanent sadface. No time to dwell on your dead offspring though. You know what they say: Another day, another bridge.¹ This time it’s the Øresund Bridge and the Faxborg tanker is crashing its dumb inanimate arse right into it. When... Read More