The CW On this week’s Reign another sexually attractive person is added to the already implausibly hot roster. A blonde fittie Francis was banging pre-Mary gets her carriage fucked over in the woods by the heathen dirt worshippers who dwell therein. Olivia is her name and while she escapes, her driver and chick companion get strung... Read More

The CW We start this week’s Reign with Ponce Francis and Tomarse having a turdly archery competition. It’s not a classic. The only excitement comes from the terraces where English envoy Hymen Westbrook is arrested as a spy. The story goes he was running his mouth in a tavern about how awesomely he set up... Read More

The CW Now that it’s left the Inspector Gadget drug rape business behind Reign can continue along its merry path recounting the history of sixteenth century France as told by the cast of Hollyoaks. It is Scotland’s tragedy that its fate rests entirely with a girl who thinks that the French are exactly the people you... Read More

The CW It’s that time of the month which means that The CW are on their period – 16th century France specifically for Reign the story of the early years of Mary Queen of Scots. It is 1557 and Jock queen in exile Mary Stuart (Adelaide Kane) is ready to leave the convent she been hiding... Read More