Channel 4 As we enter the finale Hot Jess is tending to a critical Arby in an abandoned hospital wing. He’s strung up to more monitors than a girlfriend of Oscar Pistorius who says “Hey Stumpy – hand me my fucking jeans will you? I’m off down the club to see if I can get... Read More

Channel 4 Hot Jessica drags That Ginger Gash out of Dugdale‘s gaffe by her skanky red mane and marches out to find her pops Dead Philip Carvel. A photo with Jessica’s gun to her head draws Wilson‘s attention away from LOLcats for 30 seconds and a resolve immediately grows in him to get back the... Read More

Channel 4 As we begin some American salt receives a phone call, pops out for a drive then murder-suicides his family. Nothing unusual about that you might think. The death cult called the United States of America sees about 1400 of these a day and bats less of an eyelid than Lesley Gash when Lee... Read More

Channel 4 It’s been an entire week since a senseless, cruel but engagingly comic death on our screens and Utopia quickly rights that wrong. Dead Lee visits Ian‘s boss, cuts his throat, watches him turkey lurch around the office for a while then brains him with a fire extinguisher. On the subject of that tongue... Read More

Channel 4 Why after all that 70s revivalism last night it’s something of a relief to get back to the present day, a place where you know where you stand. In Jessica‘s case that’s being tortured up in Casa Milner for 5 months by Network mopes looking to find out the adjustment her father made... Read More

Channel 4 You’ll remember last year’s Utopia. A group of committed scientists, businessmen and politicians try to get population under control and have their plans foiled by devious comic book bores. It was a harem scarem ride right enough but how exactly did it all start? That’s the question series two’s first episode aims to... Read More