ITV In the case of the farm slaves who never had it so good Pissed Gill is going for the throat with Evie Pritchard. A proper bitch this one – suggesting that Rachel isn’t getting any (true) and that the fat baldy beardy fuck hasn’t had any in years (also true but still). Like Evie’s... Read More

ITV The good thing about being in the police is you can always rely on your mates, something well demonstrated when Shott grasses up Pissed Gill to Julie Dodson for being a bony lush barely able to string a sentence together much less coordinate a team of law enforcement professionals in the North of England.... Read More

ITV This week Failey channels Ice Cube on You Can’t Fade Me. After vicious yet completely accurate comments from Pissed Gill about her taking the dilznick from Pemberton she’s ducking, dodging, creeping and making him wear a paper bag over his head like Gareth Southgate’s Pizza Hut advert. It’s all a bit demeaning. When she... Read More