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Somewhat hot when she was young chemo tub Rosa flashback! Back in the day Rosa was a piece of shit bank robber whose piece of shit bank robber borefriend got plugged on the job because she kissed and cursed him. Later she moves on to fucking his friend to death. Her hopeless addition to cock, cash and larceny lands her in jail for a frillion years with none of the above a likely prospect. As a direct consequence she gets fat, bald and shit. Death will be a welcome release for the pitiful schlub and as if to prove her present-day worthlessness she brutally robs an innocent addicted and clearly self-medicating clinically depressed oncology nurse. Jesus, what a bastard.
Rosa brutally robs an innocent addicted and clearly self-medicating clinically depressed oncology nurse.
Red‘s smuggling operation looks in jeopardy when Caputo moves some of his own plants into her greenhouse. He’ll be tending them regularly he tells her which is the last effing thing she needs. He suspects something but bright Red’s able to move her shit to some place that’s else before he sacks the joint and he looks a proper Mister Confused when his three-post ment rampage turns up the square root of fuck all. Fucking Craputo.
A reasonably sexually attractive Sosa is on laundry detail with Pennsatucky and the meth heads where they tell her she stinks like an Oscar Pistorius witness statement and that she should quickly reacquaint herself with soap. What a disgusting stinky hippy she is.
Figueroa, the American penal system’s answer to Kuntie Hopkins, is riding Caputo pretty hard and the inmates are getting the backlash. Fischer raises the issue politely but persistently and Caputo fires her for her insolence but mainly for not having sex with him. It’s bad news for Joel who recently had a feel of her tits and he likely won’t be getting his mitts on those again. Bummer.
Back in the Valley of the Downwardly Mobile Blondes Piper gets furlough and that understandably pisses off a legion of black and brown girls who got told to GTFO when they requested furlough after their entire families got wiped out in a drive-by hurricane. Piper feels the cold sting of their disapproval and gives a really shit speech about it in the canteen which with any luck will buy her a 9 woman beatdown in the coming days. The good news is grandmother dies before she can get out. Eat a dick, Chapman.
Oh and Pornstache is back at Figueroa’s behest. How did they work that one?
The verdict: Esto no es mas. Que vida!
Marks out of 10: 7.5