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The Guardian [The BT Hard Sell was double booked. This was mine.] It all begins as just another one of those creepy BT Adam and Jane adverts where everyone talks like someone just farted. This time Jane’s dead-eyed Stepford son Joe MSNs Adam that “Mom” is “acting weird” (there’s a turn up). Adam and Jane... Read More
Aerial Telly, television panopticon, gives Derren Brown Investigates its propers Read More
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Aerial Telly, television maven and man your girl calls pappy, reviews The 2010 Brit Awards Read More
The Brit Awards 2010 ITV Why was Peter Kay doing this? He didn’t want to be there, scarcely contained his contempt for the acts, was rarely funny and generally acted like the whole thing was beneath him. A certain amount of irreverent banter is necessary in award ceremonies, particularly those as traditionally daft as The Brit Awards, but… Read More
Love skunk Vernon Kay sprays his rat jism in the general direction of Skank Central. Misses. Those freaks was right when they said you was dead Many, many men want to live the glamorous poonhound lifestyle of Aerial Telly yet how many have the intestinal fortitude? How many can take on board that it actually… Read More
Aerial Telly, television iconoclast and man who makes your girl's panties wet, says you are better off not watching any Christmas TV in 2009 Read More
Aerial Telly responds to Dirk Benedict's criticism of Battlestar Galactica Read More
Aerial Telly, television panopticon, gets into When Fearne Met Peaches Read More
TV blog Aerial Telly reviews Live From Studio Five Read More
Aerial Telly, television sphinx, reviews My Supermodel Baby Read More
BBC3's Clever v Stupid is as dumb as a box of rocks says television maven Aerial Telly. Read More
Aerial Telly, television touchstone and betting leviathan, applauds ITV's The Cube. Read More
Aerial Telly, television panopticon and man the programme makers fear, welcomes back 606 with Danny Baker Read More
Aerial Telly discusses Uri Geller's ludicrous My Friend Michael Jackson Read More
Amy Winehouse receives counsel from her favourite TV review site Aerial Telly for her appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks Read More
Aerial Telly offers his reflections on midseason television Read More
Aerial Telly is astounded by Alan Moore's graphic novel From Hell Read More
Ladies – Aerial Telly be loving you long time but preferring cats to children gets you a flea in the ear and the shortest shrift you EVER saw Try me. Go on – I dare you September 27th 2008 was a typical Saturday night for Aerial Telly. Hit the bars late, hook up with a... Read More
TV God Aerial Telly discusses The Pickup Artist Season 2 Premiere Read More
Joss Whedon weeps tears of joy as Aerial Telly offers his approval for Dr Horrible Read More
Indie kids – munching on cock all day, every day, from now until forever That’s right, work the balls while you’re down there Tonight, on your BBC2, Hamfatter, an indie band will appear on Dragons’ Den begging for cash from the arse pieces. Incredibly, Peter Jones ends up investing £75,000 in a poor man’s... Read More
Got the time, bruv? Dispatches from the cuntline The other day, Aerial Telly found himself browsing the aisles of Somerfield in the Birmingham suburb of Moseley. It is not his supermarket of choice. It is merely convenient for him, situated as it is a brief walk from his spectacular bachelor pad. So anyway, he’s there,... Read More
Dollhouse will be the greatest television show in history and you can all drink donkeys piss if you disagree Read More
10 reasons why you’re scum if you smoke Suck it up, cocksmokers 1. You are exactly the kind of douchebag who rails against McDonald’s and Nestle but conveniently forgets the atrocities the tobacco transnationals commit in the Third World. You have the cancerous blood of 80 million Third World children on your nicotine stained hands.... Read More
Aerial Telly, iconoclast impresario, is one again impressed with Derren Brown's Trick Or Treat Read More