Prison Break Season 4 gets a qualified welcome from TV authority Aerial Telly Read More
Aerial Telly declares Arrested Development one of the finest sitcoms in history Read More
Aerial Telly reviews the second season finale of Mad Men, incomprehensibly neglecting to praise Christina Hendricks's honey roast snatch Read More
The TV critic the programmers FEAR, Aerial Telly, gives No Heroics its propers Read More
Is True Blood any good? TV God Aerial Telly removes all doubt when he say YES it is. Read More
The Mentalist receives a positive review from TV God Aerial Telly, securing its second season on CBS Read More
Aerial Telly reviews the second season of Mad Men avoiding all mention of Christina Hendricks's honied snatch Read More
Ladies – Aerial Telly be loving you long time but preferring cats to children gets you a flea in the ear and the shortest shrift you EVER saw Try me. Go on – I dare you September 27th 2008 was a typical Saturday night for Aerial Telly. Hit the bars late, hook up with a... Read More
TV God Aerial Telly dismisses HBO's The Life and Times of Tim as a pile of underwritten poorly animated nonsense Read More
Aerial Telly takes one look at Cutting Edge's 9/11 Faker documentary and is all 'whoa, dude...' Read More
Aerial Telly gives a qualified warm welcome to the fifth season of Entourage Read More
The final of Big Brother 2008 stunningly reviewed by TV GOD Aerial Telly Read More
Is The Shield Season 7 Premiere any good? Aerial Telly, GOD of this TV shiz, says 'HELL YEAH' Read More
Aerial Telly bigs up the Prison Break Season 4 Premiere Read More
TV God Aerial Telly discusses The Pickup Artist Season 2 Premiere Read More
Aerial Telly heaps further pain and devastation on Steve McClaren after his Dutch TV interview Read More
Review of BBC's Mutual Friends from history's greatest TV critic Aerial Telly. Read More
Aerial Telly's devastating review of HBO's Generation Kill Read More
Aerial Telly gives the thumbs-up to Season 4 of Jenji Kohan's glorious Weeds Read More
Aerial Telly gives the thumbs-up to Season 4 of Jenji Kohan's glorious Weeds Read More
Joss Whedon weeps tears of joy as Aerial Telly offers his approval for Dr Horrible Read More
Aerial Telly destroys Kevin Bishop's career by mauling his so-called show Read More
Indie kids – munching on cock all day, every day, from now until forever That’s right, work the balls while you’re down there Tonight, on your BBC2, Hamfatter, an indie band will appear on Dragons’ Den begging for cash from the arse pieces. Incredibly, Peter Jones ends up investing £75,000 in a poor man’s... Read More
Dragon's Den enters the dragon's den of Aerial Telly's pitiless critical eye and comes out smelling of roses. Read More
Aerial Telly has all your numbers, fools Three things today. Australia’s Ten Network has cancelled their version of Big Brother. Aerial Telly regards this as highly significant. While it’s true that a civilised country has yet to cancel Big Brother, convict tastes are surprisingly similar to our own. Rather like with our primate cousins we... Read More
Highlight show, 9th July 2008 Mario and Rebecca were announced as the two nominees for eviction on Wednesday night’s highlight show and a number of things are now clear. Mario is a deranged controlling fucknut, capable of Olympic standard condescension towards his long-suffering girlfriend. The ham-headed maniac can’t stand the idea of his Amazonian bride... Read More
Careful what you wish for, Stu(pid) Attention seeking eyeliner-wearing muscle mary roided-to-the-tits mouthbreather Stuart was the focus of last night’s Big Brother. Noteworthy only for looking like an extra from 300 he has bilge for personality but the paranoia brought on by years of steroid abuse finally provided some entertainment. After the world’s worst poet... Read More
Got the time, bruv? Dispatches from the cuntline The other day, Aerial Telly found himself browsing the aisles of Somerfield in the Birmingham suburb of Moseley. It is not his supermarket of choice. It is merely convenient for him, situated as it is a brief walk from his spectacular bachelor pad. So anyway, he’s there,... Read More
Criminal Justice series one review BBC1 Justice is absolute. But the law is all about acceptable compromise. Fudges, deals, politics – whatever makes the wheels run smoother. This is one of the key themes of Criminal Justice , BBC’s impressive five-part drama. It focuses on Ben Coulter (Ben Whishaw), late teens, a nice enough soppy... Read More
Dollhouse will be the greatest television show in history and you can all drink donkeys piss if you disagree Read More
Manny Pacquiao won every second of every round. He was not in trouble for even a fraction of a second. His footwork was impeccable, his defence impregnable, his speed unmanageable, his power unimpeachable. Read More
Aerial Telly's glorious review of FX legal drama Damages with Glenn Close. Read More
Channel 4 Tonight was the night Davina interviewed the hateful Alexandra after her 100% deserved ejection from the house for persistent threatening behaviour. The horrific praying mantis looking shitbag showed all the self insight you expect from someone who threatened housemates with her gangster friends on live TV and expected to get away with it.... Read More
10 reasons why you’re scum if you smoke Suck it up, cocksmokers 1. You are exactly the kind of douchebag who rails against McDonald’s and Nestle but conveniently forgets the atrocities the tobacco transnationals commit in the Third World. You have the cancerous blood of 80 million Third World children on your nicotine stained hands.... Read More
Aerial Telly predicted the downfall of Amir Khan and placed hard-earned cash money on it. Can you seriously afford to be without his counsel? Read More