BBC One Previously on The 7.39: commuter train seat buddies Carl and Sally agreed to a ritualised ruining of Sally’s vagina by Carl’s Johnson to save both their sanity and their life threateningly tedious long turd relationshits. We left the two train twats in a hotel lift, off to do the boning but when it... Read More

BBC One You know what it’s like in a long turd relationshit. Oh wait, you don’t. Women are as repelled by you as long non-polar hydrocarbon chains are by water molecules. Well let Aerial Telly tell you – it’s dull.  Two people who could testify to that are middle management fucknut Carl (David Morrissey) and somewhat attractive gym employee... Read More