BBC Three As we roar into the series finale usually mild-mannered Pops puts his dead twat of a son on lockdown before his return back to Norfolk and not before time. Always one to fuck up a perfectly functioning situation Thick Gary breaks in and discovers the Blue Oblivion Kieren trousered at Hymen‘s. Kieren’s dog-ate-my-homework excuses... Read More

BBC Three A politico-religious zealot calling himself Julian arrives in Roarton to see for himself the “First Risen” or “Kieren” as his mom knows him. Hymen welcomes him warmly and they snuggle down together to watch a videotape of the Scouse Prophet – a Jigsaw from Saw voiced twat in a Halloween mask – who... Read More

BBC Three In what is one of the more disturbing scenes of In the Flesh Philip the council cocksucker jerks off over Nausey Amy as if she were some kind of sexually attractive woman. His grisly necrophile fantasy reel is disturbed by Mrs Lonsdale the little ginger freak’s mom pissing in his ear about the... Read More

BBC Three Say, who’s that returning home in the dead of night, stinking of piss and dead ginger twat? It’s Hot Jem the tard, fresh from dropping gingers like McVitie’s. With the presence of mind you expect from a 19-year-old still doing their GCSEs she puts the murder weapon in her bedroom drawer. She confesses... Read More