BBC1 Having needlessly meddled in the world of international relations and narrowly avoided World War 3 the By Any Means squad turn their attention to counterterrorism and exactly how big of a fuck up they can make of that. This week’s target is Ahmed Amir, Turkish drug dealer, former human trafficker and all-round rotter. Having... Read More

BBC1 By now we’re quite familiar with the By Any Means team ethic – teabag the due process of the British legal system right in its mouth at every opportunity. This week two cartoon super villains Laurence and Sally Walker (played by Neil Hamilton and Mary Archer) are in their sights. They stole £3m from… Read More

BBC1 It was only a matter of time before By Any Means dealt with a diplomatic incident. Etonian slumlord Phillip Granger pays a scrote to torch one of his buildings to get the low income residents out. In a completely unforeseeable outcome the inferno leaves 18 dead plebs including some kid who was going to trial… Read More

BBC1 Previously on By Any Means: we’re renegade cops, we do what we want. On this week’s show there’s a dead chick in a judge’s car and it’s a slamdunk guilty as charged for the chief suspect. Kimberly Brooks (Sacha Parkinson) is the broad, Peter Hopkins is the judge. Her lipstick is in the glove… Read More