Channel 5
Previously on Love/Hate: Nidge banged Fran‘s wife then put a bomb in her home, leading to her fucked face and eventual suicide. Given that he is not overly keen for Fran to find out about his incursions on his wife’s vagina and subsequent role in her mutilation and death Nidge takes Wayne the Catkiller on a Take Your Surrogate Son to Work outing to visit Pipebomb Patrick. He has death in mind – specifically Patrick’s. When the time comes to plug the bozo though his automatic pistol jams. Another schoolboy error from our criminals genius – you always take a revolver on these jobs. Wayne gets a few knife swipes into his leg but Patrick waddles away very much still among the living.
Nidge takes Wayne the Catkiller on a Take Your Surrogate Son to Work outing to visit Pipebomb Patrick.
Which is more than you can say for hot loopy Debbie and her shithead flatmate Denise who fatally OD on bad smack – an occupational hazard for the skaghead prossie. The coroner’s report will say misadventure but don’t get it twisted – these two were fucked to death. Nidge opts to literally leave them to rot rather than risk his whorehouse being shut down. He’s all heart that one.
The coroner’s report will say misadventure but don’t get it twisted – these two were fucked to death.
The undercover crew decide to pick up Andrew the shit dentist. They explain that they have him over a barrel with a tube of lube and he agrees to cooperate. I’ve been trying to ignore Keith Duffy‘s cameos in the series but the big lummox appears again going down the well-trodden bodybuilder turned drug dealer path. His inevitable violent death the only good thing to come from this.
The verdict: Not that much going on really.
Marks out of 10: 7