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"Ah fuck it - the cunt bit me" - a Steve Irwin tribute
Alive: Back To The Andes
Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show
Anti-Social Old Buggers
The Apprentice
The Apprentice Series Three Final
The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report
The Apprentice Season 4
The Apprentice Series 4 Finale
The Armstrongs
Arrested Development
Ashes to Ashes
Balderdash And Piffle
Battlestar Galactica Season 3
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale
Battlestar Galactica Season 4
Battlestar Galactica Season 4 mid-season finale
Battlestar Galactica Series finale
Battlestar Galactica: Sometimes a Great Notion
Battlestar Galactica - The Plan
Beauty And The Geek
Being Human
Bernard Manning From Beyond the Grave
Bernard Matthews Golden Moments
Big Brother 2005
Big Brother 2006 Launch Night
Big Brother 2007
Big Brother 2007: Get that chickenhead hoodrat out
Big Brother 2008
Big Brother 2008 - It's a Wonderful Life (when you're not in it
Big Brother 2008 - Mario must die
Big Brother 2008: Stuart tapped the compassion vending machine and it toppled over and fell on top of him
Big Brother's Big Mouth
Big Brother, Emily Parr and racism
Big Brother got no gas, Sienna Miller got no ass, Mark Ronson got no class
Big Brother poetry
Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism
Bionic Woman pre-air pilot
Bo! in the USA
Bodies
Bodies series finale
Body Shock: Half Ton Man
Bollocks To Cancer
Bonekickers
The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence
Breaking Bad
Bring Back...Grange Hill
Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
Bully Beatdown
Californication
Carnivale
Caprica pilot
Castrating Galactica - why Faceman needs to can it
Catherine Tate Christmas Special
CBeebies website
Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother 2006
Celebrity Big Brother 2007
Celebrity Big Brother 2009
Celebrity Fit Club
Celebrity Love Island
The Charlotte Church Show
China
Christmas television 2006
Christmas TV 2009 - what not to watc
Clever v Stupid
Comic Relief Does The Apprentice
Coming Of Age
Compulsion
The Contender
The Contender Season Two
Criminal Justice
Criminal Justice Season Two
The Cube
Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic
Cutting Edge: Pram Face
Damages
The Dark Side Of Porn
The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn
Dead Ringers
Deadwood
Deadwood - a lament
Deadwood Season 3
Derren Brown: The Heist
Derren Brown's Russian Roulette
Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat
Dexter Season One
Dexter Season Two
Dexter Season 4 Finale
Dexter Season 4 Premiere
Dispatches: The Big Heist
Doctor Who
Dragons Den
Drive
EastEnders
Election 2005 coverage
Emily Parr - an apology
Entourage Season 5 Premiere
Escape to the Legion
Euro 2008 TV coverage
Everybody Hates Chris
Extras
Extras Christmas special
The Family
Fat Beauty Contest
Feel The Force
Firefly - The Complete Series
Fix My Fat Head
FlashForward
FlashForward midseason report
Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir
Fonejacker
Friday Night Project
Generation Kill
Getting On
Glee
Going Cold Turkey
Guys And Dolls
Hannah Bradbeer - wide forehead having X Factor goddess
Harper's Island
Heather Mills: what really happened
Heroes
Heroes Season One Finale
Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed
Home Time
House
How Not To Live Your Life
HSBC adverts
I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2008
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2009
In This Corner
The Inbetweeners
Inside Waco
Jericho
John From Cincinnati
Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem
Joss Whedon's Dollhouse will be the greatest television show in history
Journeyman
jPod
Keys To The Vip
The Kill Point
Kings
King Of Shaves advert
Life
The Life and Times of Tim
Life on Mars
Live From Studio Five
Louis Theroux - The City Addicted to Crystal Meth
Loose Women
Lost
Lost Season 2
Lost Season Three Finale
Lost Season 3: half-term report
Lost Season 3 Premiere
Lost Season Four Half Term report
Mad Men
Mad Men Season 2
Mad Men Season 2 Finale
Mad Men Season 3 Premiere
Mad Men Season 3 Finale
The Madness of Boy George
Mars Believe World Cup Campaign
Man vs Wild
Martina Cole's The Take
Mary Archer
The Mentalist
Mercy Series Premiere
Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs
Misfits
The Mitchell Brothers' Return
Mock the Week
Monkey Dust
Morales v Barrera III
My Family
My Name Is Earl
My Penis And I
My Supermodel Baby
Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts
Nigella
Neighbours 20th anniversary show
No Angels
No Heroics
Old Enough To Be His Mother
Oscars 2005
Paradox
Party Animals
Peaches Geldof: Teen America
Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares
The Peter Serafinowicz Show
The Pick-up Artist
The Pickup Artist Season 2 Premiere
Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Prison Break
Prison Break 2
Prison Break Season Two: half-term report
Prison Break Season Two Premiere
Prison Break Season Two Finale
Prison Break Season 4 Half Term Report
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Aerial Telly in The Guardian
24 - a hit drama with too much hitting
24 is still the crystal meth of TV shows
50 Greatest Tv Dramas
Advertisers continue to insult our intelligence
All hail!
American Idol: the 10 most hysterical moments
American version of Shameless might just work
Anti-TV lobby get served
The Apprentice: It's good to be fired ... with enthusiasm
Bad sex on celluloid
Big Brother final 2007 review
Big Brother 8: thanks for the memories...
Boris on YouTube: Have we got views for you
Bring back The Word
Bringing back Carla Lane is a mistake
Can Britney do a Whitney?
Can four years without a toilet be called art?
Channel Five gets to the very bottom of the Brand-Ross scandal
Charlotte Church is a role model for us all
Chemical brother
Christianity should give Judas and Pilate a break
Cinematic landmark - blot on the landscape?
Criminal Justice isn't whiter than white
Could Brian Belo be the first black winner of Big Brother?
David Attenborough: a fine specimen
David Gest - the perfect X Factor judge
Demo tapes: why pop stars should stay out of politics
Democrats want to reclaim country and western
Does your postcode dictate your musical taste?
Don't cry for Katie and Peter
Elton's no laughing matter
Emmy Awards wildcard: Breaking Bad
Entourage: feel-good TV rarely feels this good
Father Ted's fantasy island still floats my boat
Find true love. Go on reality TV
From Papillon to Prison Break: the greatest escapes
Funny phone calls are no laughing matter
Get ready for Rhydian
Guerilla marketeers
Hard Sell: Ariel Turn to 30 campaign
Hard Sell: Orange mobile
The Hard Sell - Dr Oetker
Hard Sell: Domino's Meateor Pizza
Hard Sell: Iceland
The Hard Sell: Knockoff Nigel
The Hard Sell: Match.com
The Hard Sell: Norwich Union/Aviva
The Hard Sell: Pablo the drug mule dog
The hard sell: PedEgg
The Hard Sell: Peugeot 308 Verve
The Hard Sell: Renault Megane
The Hard Sell: The sexing-up of tea
The Hard Sell: TescoCompare.com
Hard Sell: Weetabix
Hard Sell - Unforgivable
Have you been Lost?
Headcases is awful
Help! Our soaps are a swill of depravity!
Help me save Veronica Mars
Hey, musicians, leave that film alone!
Hip-hop in Hollywood rocks
How do you play Margaret Thatcher?
Is Graham Linehan right to slate BBC3 comedy?
Is Jonathan Ross's lewd wit justified?
Is Lost television's Apocalypse Now...?
Is the Jeremy Kyle show just human bear-baiting?
Is Steven Seagal under siege?
Is there life after Life on Mars?
Is Blair planning an invasion of the daytime TV schedules?
Lesbian kisses: an easy fallback for tired shows...
List your favourite Steve Coogan moments
List your top of the prophetic pops
The lost Crossroads episode is a rare find
Michael C Hall interview
Morris's satirical extremism is just what we need
More show than business, but the Badger is back
Movie mutts take the biscuit
My 10-point plan to save Big Brother
My Family is stuck in a rut
My office! Now!: James Donaghy's guide to compellingly bad bosses
My name is L Ron Hubbard
Natascha Kampusch: the captive who became a chatshow host
New York, New York - Steve Coogan's a wonderful clown...
Noel Edmonds's rant at Wealden council gets personal
Nominate your worst film for the Razzies
Pam and Tommy: rock's greatest romance
Press Gang: a programme worth reviving
Put Dee in Deayton's chair
Rage against the machine, Illuminati, lizards, etc
Ramsay v Fearnley-Whittingstall: The battle for cookery's soul
Reality TV betting
Rock stars should hit back, not whine about their feelings
Russell Brand's joke call shows catastrophically poor judgment
Screen Burn: The Shield and Deadwood
Sharon's exit factor
Should Hell's Kitchen have canned Jim Davidson?
Solid as a Rock: Chris is a comedy god
Sting isn't the only rock star with dodgy lyrics..
Television Without Pithy?
The art of televised swearing
The best of Bruce Parry
The big fight on the box
The gong show...
The KFC Hitmaker: Knowing Foul Cynicism
The Midas touch of Noel Edmonds
The most embarrassing chat show moments ever...
The ruin of many a poor boy
The unholy power of the Going for Gold revival
There's no 'Prince Far I' in team
Tony Holland 1940-2007
Too much Brian May will kill you
TV so good it changes the world
US Life on Mars a failure before it begins
What will we be watching in 2010?
What's worse than Britney at the MTV awards?
What Grange Hill taught me about life
When celebrity love goes wrong
When children's TV meets politics
When lab rat TV goes too far
When magic tricks misfire
When television plays politics
Which ITV shows would you axe?
Which kids' TV shows need reviving?
Which TV commercials would you update?
Why you need to watch Weeds
Will Big Brother listen to Bobby Brown's gay rant?
You've been framed
Your alternative top TV moments...
Your life in lyrics
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FILM REVIEWS
28 Weeks Later
2 Days In Paris
American Gangster
Antichrist
Apocalypto
Assault in the Ring
Atonement
The Bank Job
The Bourne Ultimatum
Bruno
Changeling
Clubbed
Control
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dawn Of The Dead
The Departed
The Descent
Fahrenheit 9/11
Hard Candy
Ils (Them)
In Bruges
Juno
Lars and the Real Girl
Let The Right One In
Lust, Caution
Man on Wire
Notes On A Scandal
Once
Open Water
Pan's Labyrinth
Rocky Balboa
Saw
Super Size Me
Tyson
United 93
WALL-E
When the Levees Broke
The Wrestler
Zodiac
AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO BETTING
200,000 undersexed schlubs have the weekend of their lives after following Aerial Telly's betting advice
Aerial Telly ascends to boxing divinity as a piss drenched Marquez howls like a mortally wounded animal at the stars
Aerial Telly's bookie - rest in peace, loser
Aerial Telly - love and compassion in his heart, cash money in his wallet and your girl on his jock
Aerial Telly pulls boxing from the flames of the 50 storey burning shithouse constructed by Valueless and Haye
Aerial Telly's refusal to take inferior prices on Miguel Cotto means he wins AGAIN
Aerial Telly shows a hell of a lot of class by not celebrating yet another night of betting glory
Aerial Telly wins crushing victory against forces of darkness - bookmaker on suicide watch
All the piss in Mexico City can't stop Juan Manuel Marquez from taking an L from Floyd Mayweather
Amir Khan World Champion before the end of the year? Get the fuck out of here.
Bernard Hopkins v Joe Calzaghe is going the distance
Big Brother betting. Brian at 1.83 - have you freaks lost your minds?
Cotto v Margarito - Aerial Telly's boundless compassion means he can't get a wedge on at the correct price
Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao is going to beat Richard John Hatton MBE
Joe Calzaghe is going to beat Mikkel Kessler
Joke Calslappy will murder chicken torturing, child support avoiding, dog murderer Roid Jones
Juan Díaz es el Bebé Bull pero Juan Manuel Marquez es El Matador
Juan Diaz wrestles back title of worst bastard in the history of forever from Turdmain Failur
Juan Manuel Marquez murders Juan Diaz to keep Aerial Telly's phenomenal win streak running
Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year
Manny Pacquiao is this generation's Roberto Duran and Aerial Telly is this generation's Ace Rothstein, Giacomo Casanova and George Orwell combined
Manny Pacquiao, the Mexicutioner, has killed more Mexicans than the maquiladoras
Manny Pacquiao, the Mexicutioner, Harvester of Souls, is the greatest fighter that ever lived
OK shitcake bakers get this: Manny Pacquiao is the greatest fighter that ever lived but Floyd Mayweather beats him
O'Neill at 4.5? Lay that motherfucker with everything you've got
Paulie Malignaggi is the biggest turd in boxing history and Aerial Telly is a first ballot Hall of Famer whose genius for calling the big fights is unparalleled
The robbery that wasn't, why Malignaggi is a massive toid and why Pig Tits slaps Poorly into an early grave
Ricky Fatton CAN beat Floyd Mayweather. But the value is Ugly Boy Floyd at 1.57
Roid Jones jnr? You must be joking, Joke.
Turdmain Failure will show Carl Froch that there is more to boxing than the ability to be punched in the face repeatedly without falling over
Turdmain Failure is the worst bastard in the history of forever
Valuev is such a gigantic turd even chinny blowhard ducker David Haye can flush him
When Ricky Hatton beats Paulie Malignaggi like Aerial Telly readers beat their Johnsons, "people" will wonder why the price was 1.48 just days before the massacre
Yes, Aerial Telly puts his money where his miggedy mouth is
You'd have to be a total kiddy fiddler not to back Ricky Hatton against Jose Luis Castillo when Bet Direct are offering 1.62
TV REVIEWS (cont'd)
Pushing Daisies series premiere...
Richard and Judy
Rome Season One
Saxondale
The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive
The Secret Policemen's Ball
Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter
Sex Addict
Seymour Butts
Shameless
Shameless Season 4
Shane
The Shield
The Shield - Season Five Finale
The Shield - Season 6
The Shield series finale
Six Feet Under
Skins
Skins Season 2
Smoking Room
Sons of Anarchy
Sons of Anarchy Season 2 Premiere
The Sopranos Season 6
Space Cadets
The Spy Who Stole My Life
State of the TV Nation Address
Stepkids In Love
Studs of Suburbia
Summer Heights High
Supernanny
Surviving Disaster
Take That... for the Record
Talk to me
Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer
Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles
The Thick Of It
The Thick of It Series 3
This Life +10
This World: Kidnap Cops
True Stories - The Trials Of Amanda Knox
Too Ugly For Love
True Blood
True Blood Season 2 Final
TV's Naughtiest Blunders
Unanimous
Underbelly
Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report
Veronica Mars Season Two
Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere
Veronica Mars Season Three finale
A Very Social Secretary
Weeds
Weeds Season 3
Weeds Season 4
Weeds Season 5 Finale
Weeds Season 5 Premiere
When Fearne Met Peaches
When Lineker Met Maradona
Wimbledon coverage
The Wire Season 3
The Wire, Season 4
The Wire Season 5 Premiere
The Wire Series Finale
World Cup coverage
World's Deadliest Gangs
X Factor 2005
X-Factor 2007
X-Factor 2008
X-Factor 2009
MISC REVIEWS
40 Pupils Suspended For Bullying
606 with Danny Baker
Amazon Review Scum
Blowjob monologues and the like
Everything is retro, funky and kitsch on eBay nowadays
Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir
An Illustrated History of Dis
Fooled By Randomness
Hip-hop
Indie kids - munching on cock all day, every day, from now until forever
Listen up, douchebags: Larry Merchant KO1 murdering rapist hype merchant scum that constitute boxing's deal-making fight-avoiding turd elite
Morales v Barrera III
Music Sounds Better With You(tube)
NME cool list
Playlouder Reviews
Roid Jones jnr? You must be joking, Joke
Stan Collymore
The Streets
Vertigolf
War Winehouse!
We Expose Palace Security As A Bag Of Shite
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