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2007: your relationshit is going nowhere
2008 - Napoleon Boneypie finally faces her Waterloo.
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Aerial Telly loves Joni Mitchell but Little Green is not a deeply moving account of a mother's love for her child. It is an account of how Joni Mitchell gave up her child for money, fame and cock
Aerial Telly will not be sexing Doctor Kate McCann
Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt
Apology for slavery
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Get stuffed you creeps - Aerial Telly is the best thing that ever happened to you and you know it
Handsome, talented and a sensational lay - but life is not all roses for Aerial Telly
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It was the best of weeks, it was the worst of weeks
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Ladies - time to ditch the borefriend and get with a real man
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AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO BETTING
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