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  • When Aerial Telly routed every other living TV critic in the My Lai massacre style cleansing of 2003 the blood that spilled from their worthless veins anointed a new and everlasting covenant between writer and reader. Referred to as The Event by the surviving craven mongrels masquerading as television writers who sat in their own faeces and blood praying for deliverance, Aerial Telly’s entrance onto the scene changed both television and criticism forever. Blue Sky
  • He is the greatest television critic in history – a fact only doubted by fevered consumptives and the mentally ill. Distilling the truth about every show he turns his gaze upon into a 200% proof moonshine shot of clarity, his comprehension is exceptional, his arguments impregnable – he's just ferocious, he wants your heart. Blue Sky
  • He’s a warrior from the old school, a true G. Most of his enemies lie dead in barren lands, their skeletons bleached white as a Scottish girl’s arse by the pitiless sun. The remainder live crippled by debt, fear or hairy palms. He's a gun for hire, available for any writing bookings you throw at him. Blue Sky
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