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10 Years Younger

24: Season 4

24: Season 5

24 Season 5 finale

24: Season 6

30 Rock

Abi Titmuss

Aerial Telly Awards 2005

Aerial Telly Awards 2006

Aerial Telly Awards 2007

Aerial Telly search queries

Aerial Telly search queries 2

Aerial Telly search queries 3

Aerial Comment

Alive: Back To The Andes

Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show

Anti-Social Old Buggers

The Apprentice

The Apprentice Series Three Final

The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report

The Apprentice Season 4

The Armstrongs

Ashes to Ashes

Balderdash And Piffle

Battered Men: Hidden Lives

Battlestar Galactica Season 3

Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale

Beauty And The Geek

Bernard Manning From Beyond the Grave

Bernard Matthews Golden Moments

Big Brother 2005

Big Brother 2006 Launch Night

Big Brother 2007

Big Brother 2007: Get that chickenhead hoodrat out

Big Brother's Big Mouth

Big Brother, Emily Parr and racism

Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism

Bionic Woman pre-air pilot

Bo! in the USA

Bodies

Bodies series finale

Body Shock: Half Ton Man

Bollocks To Cancer

The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence

Bremner, Bird and Fortune

Bring Back...Grange Hill

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic

Buffy the Career Slayer?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Californication

Carnivale

Catherine Tate Christmas Special

CBeebies website

Celebrity Big Brother

Celebrity Big Brother 2006

Celebrity Big Brother 2007

Celebrity Fit Club

Celebrity Love Island

The Charlotte Church Show

China

Christmas television review 2006

Comic Relief Does The Apprentice

Compulsion

The Contender

The Contender Season Two

Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic

Cutting Edge: Pram Face

The Dark Side Of Porn

The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn

Dead Ringers

Deadwood

Deadwood - a lament

Deadwood Season 3

Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns

Derren Brown: The Heist

Derren Brown's Russian Roulette

Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat

Dexter Season One

Dexter Season Two...

Dispatches: The Big Heist

Doctor Who

Dragons Den

Drive

EastEnders

Election 2005 coverage

Emily Parr - an apology

Escape to the Legion

Everybody Hates Chris

Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles

Extras

Extras Christmas special

Fat Beauty Contest

Feel The Force

Firefly - The Complete Series

Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

Fonejacker

Friday Night Project

Going Cold Turkey

Guys And Dolls

Heroes

Heroes Season One Finale

Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed

House

HSBC adverts

I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006

In This Corner

Inside Waco

It's Me Or The Dog

Jericho

John From Cincinnati

Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem

Joss Stone Cadbury's Flake advert

Journeyman

jPod

Keys To The Vip

Keys To The Vip update - Aerial Telly bringing "people" together

King Of Shaves advert

Life on Mars

Life

Loose Women

Lost

Lost Season 2

Lost Season Three Finale

Lost Season 3: half-term report

Lost Season 3 Premiere

Lost Season Four Half Term report

Mad Men

The Madness of Boy George

Mars Believe World Cup Campaign

Man vs Wild

Mary Archer

Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs

The Mitchell Brothers' Return

Monkey Dust

Morales v Barrera III

My Family

My Name Is Earl

My Penis And I

Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts

Nigella

Neighbours 20th anniversary show

No Angels

Old Enough To Be His Mother

Oscars 2005

Party Animals

Peaches Geldof: Teen America

Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares

The Peter Serafinowicz Show

The Pick-up Artist

Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Prison Break

Prison Break 2

Prison Break Season Two: half-term report

Prison Break Season Two Premiere

Prison Break Season Two Finale

Pulling

Review Index

Review Index

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Show Rating
10 Years Younger 4
2007: your relationshit is going nowhere -
24: Season 4 7.5
24: Season 5 9
24 Season 5 Finale 8
24 Season 6 8
50 ways to grieve your lover -
Abi Titmuss 8
Aerial Telly Awards 2005 -
Aerial Telly Awards 2006 -
Aerial Telly in the Guardian (Screen Burn) -
Aerial Telly search queries -
Aerial Telly search queries 2 -
Aerial Telly: still number one despite thematic inconsistencies and a tendency to over-egg the pudding (with piss) -
Alive: Back To The Andes 5
Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt -
Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show -
Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks 8
Anti-Social Old Buggers 7
Apocalypto 7.5
Apology for slavery -
Aerial Comment -
The Armstrongs 8
The Apprentice 7
The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report 8
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 8
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale 7.5
Balderdash And Piffle 3
Battered Men: Hidden Lives 5
Beauty And The Geek 7
Bernard Matthews Golden Moments -
Big Brother 2005 8
Big Brother 2006 Launch Night 7
Big Brother's Big Mouth 8
Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism 6
Blowjob monologues and the like -
Bodies 8.5
Bodies series finale 9
Body Shock: Half Ton Man 6
Bollocks To Cancer 7
Bo! in the USA 7
The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence 7
Bremner, Bird and Fortune 0
Bring Back...Grange Hill 7
Bullying 4
Britney and Kevin: Chaotic 6
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 9
Buffy the Career Slayer -
Carnivale 5
Catherine Tate Christmas Special 1
CBeebies website 8
Celebrity Big Brother 7
Celebrity Big Brother 2006 8
Celebrity Big Brother 2007 7
Celebrity Fit Club 7
Celebrity Love Island 4
The Charlotte Church Show 4
China 5
Christmas television review 2006 -
Comic Relief Does The Apprentice 7
Compulsion 7
The Contender 8
The Contender Season Two 7
Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic 3
Cutting Edge: Pram Face 5
The Dark Side Of Porn 6
The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn 7
David Gest couldn't be a more perfect X Factor judge -
Dawn Of The Dead 8.5
Dead Ringers 4
Deadwood 9.5
Deadwood Season 3 9.5
Deadwood - a lament 10
Deal Or No Deal 7
The Departed 6
Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns 5
Derren Brown: The Heist 8
Derren Brown's Russian Roulette 8
Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat 8.5
Dexter Season One 8
The Descent 8
Dispatches: The Big Heist 7
Doctor Who 8
EastEnders 5
Election 2005 coverage 5
Ellen MacArthur 3
Escape to the Legion 7.5
Eva Wiseman - plagiarist -
Everybody Hates Chris 7
Extras 8
Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles 5
Fahrenheit 9/11 4
Fat Beauty Contest 7
Feel The Force 4
Firefly - The Complete Series 8
Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir 7
Fooled By Randomness 7.5
Friday Night Project 4
Going Cold Turkey 6
Guys And Dolls 7
Handsome, talented and a sensational lay -
Hard Candy 8
Heroes 8
Heroes Season One Finale 7
Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed 7
Hip-hop 4
House 7.5
HSBC adverts 2
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here 7
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006 7
I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25 7
An Illustrated History of Dis -
Inside Waco 7
It's Me Or The Dog 6
Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem 5
Jericho 7
Keeley Hazell sex tape 7
Keys To The Vip 7.5
King Of Shaves advert 3
Life on Mars 8
Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year -
Loose Women 6
Lost 7.5
Lost Season 2 6
Lost Season 3 Premiere 8.5
Lost Season 3: half-term report 8.5
The Madness of Boy George 7
Mars Believe World Cup Campaign 2
Mary Archer 4
Mea Culpa - you a cunta
Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs 7
The Mitchell Brothers' Return 8
Monkey Dust 8
Morales v Barrera 9
Music Sounds Better With You(tube) -
My Family 4
My Name Is Earl 8
My Penis And I 6
Neighbours 20th anniversary show 8
Never forgive, never forget, never for fun -
Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts 1
Nigella 3
NME cool list -
Old Enough To Be His Mother 7.5
No Angels 5.5
Open Water 8
Oscars 2005 7
Pan's Labyrinth 8
Paralympics 3
Party Animals 8
Peaches Geldof: Teen America 6
Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares 6
Poker Night 7
Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks 8
Prison Break 7.5
Prison Break 2 8.5
Prison Break Season Two Premiere 9
Prison Break Season Two Finale 8
Prison Break Season Two: half-term report 9
Pulling 8
Reality cheque -
Richard and Judy 7
Rome Season One 7.5
Rocky Balboa 6
Saxondale 8
Screen Burn -
The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive 7
The Secret Policemen's Ball 3
Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter 6
Sex Addict 5
Seymour Butts 7.5
Shameless 8
Shameless Season 4 8
Shane 2
She came again today -
Skins 7
The Shield 8
The Shield - Season Five Finale 8
The Shield - Season 6 8
Too Ugly For Love 6
Smoking Room 7.5
The Sopranos Season 6 8.5
Space Cadets 7
The Spy Who Stole My Life 8
Stan Collymore 6
Stepkids In Love 5
Steve Irwin tribute 8
The Streets 6
Studs of Suburbia 7
Supernanny 7
Super Size Me 8
Surviving Disaster 7.5
Take That... for the Record 7.5
Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer 7
The Thick Of It 8
This Life +10 8
This World: Kidnap Cops 7.5
Turn-off TV Week -
TV's Naughtiest Blunders 3
United 93 8
Unanimous 7
Veronica Mars 8
Veronica Mars Season Two 9
Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report 9
Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere 9
Vertigolf 8
A Very Social Secretary 7.5
Weeds 8.5
When the Levees Broke 7
When Lineker Met Maradona 7
Wimbledon coverage 7
The Wire 7.5
The Wire, Season 4 9
World's Deadliest Gangs 5
World Cup coverage 8.5
X Factor 7
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AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

2007: your relationshit is going nowhere

2008 - Napoleon Boneypie finally faces her Waterloo.

50 ways to grieve your lover

Aerial Telly - Black Irish bastard with the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet

Aerial Telly - high functioning sociopath with narcissistic tendencies

Aerial Telly is not saying he had sex with Kate McCann but....

Aerial Telly loves Joni Mitchell but Little Green is not a deeply moving account of a mother's love for her child. It is an account of how Joni Mitchell gave up her child for money, fame and cock

Aerial Telly will not be sexing Doctor Kate McCann

Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt

Apology for slavery

The big veiny cock arms of love are strangling Brad Pitt

Get stuffed you creeps - Aerial Telly is the best thing that ever happened to you and you know it

God bless the ginger balls of our brave assassin Prince

Handsome, talented and a sensational lay - but life is not all roses for Aerial Telly

Happy Christmas cock smokers

Having trouble with your long-turd relationshit? Relax, it's not just you.

It was the best of weeks, it was the worst of weeks

Kate McCann requests Aerial Telly phone number.

Ladies - time to ditch the borefriend and get with a real man

Let's get this straight - they drugged her, killed her, sat on her body for three weeks then dumped her in the ocean? Fuck you, Johnny Incompetentos...

Mea culpa - you a cunta

"Meet the parents" or "destroy what is left of her shattered self-esteem"

Natasha Collins and Mark Speight, saying NO to drugs and the self pitying twerps who use them

Never forgive, never forget, never for fun

Never mind that the case against them stinks like a hogwhore's cunt - just keep bullying the parents

No, Foxy Knoxy - Aerial Telly will not be representing your interests

OK Peter Hill, Daily Express "editor", I'm calling you out, you lying douchebag punk motherfucker shitbag son of a bitch

She came again today

So, the girl you love has got a ginger borefriend

Stop your nonsense, ladies...Aerial Telly is single, sane and straight

Sympathy For The Devil

Who the fuck is Mick Jagger?

You're the only Aerial Telly reader whose girlfriend is safe from him

Your breath smells like a thousand miles of shit.

 

AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO BETTING

200,000 undersexed schlubs have the weekend of their lives after following Aerial Telly's betting advice

Aerial Telly's bookie - rest in peace, loser

Aerial Telly - love and compassion in his heart, cash money in his wallet and your girl on his jock

Aerial Telly shows a hell of a lot of class by not celebrating yet another night of betting glory

Aerial Telly wins crushing victory against forces of darkness - bookmaker on suicide watch

Bernard Hopkins v Joe Calzaghe is going the distance

Big Brother betting. Brian at 1.83 - have you freaks lost your minds?

Joe Calzaghe is going to beat Mikkel Kessler

Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year

O'Neill at 4.5? Lay that motherfucker with everything you've got

OK, you Appalachian pissdrinkers get this - Winky Wright to beat Bernard Hopkins at evens is a phenomenal bet, the type that comes around once a century

Ricky Fatton CAN beat Floyd Mayweather. But the value is Ugly Boy Floyd at 1.57

Scandinavian betting giant's eyes water as they take a balls deep ass fucking from Aerial Telly

Yes, Aerial Telly puts his money where his miggedy mouth is

You'd have to be a total kiddy fiddler not to back Ricky Hatton against Jose Luis Castillo when Bet Direct are offering 1.62

 

TV REVIEWS (cont'd)

Pushing Daisies series premiere...

Richard and Judy

Rome Season One

Saxondale

The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive

The Secret Policemen's Ball

Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter

Sex Addict

Seymour Butts

Shameless

Shameless Season 4

Shane

The Shield

The Shield - Season Five Finale

The Shield - Season 6

Skins

Skins Season 2

Smoking Room

The Sopranos Season 6

Space Cadets

The Spy Who Stole My Life

State of the TV Nation Address

Stepkids In Love

Studs of Suburbia

Supernanny

Surviving Disaster

Take That... for the Record

Talk to me

Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer

The Thick Of It

This Life +10

This World: Kidnap Cops

Too Ugly For Love

TV's Naughtiest Blunders

Unanimous

Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report

Veronica Mars Season Two

Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere

Veronica Mars Season Three finale

A Very Social Secretary

Weeds

Weeds Season 3

When Lineker Met Maradona

Wimbledon coverage

The Wire

The Wire, Season 4

The Wire Season 5 Premiere

The Wire Series Finale

World Cup coverage

World's Deadliest Gangs

X Factor 2005

X-Factor 2007

Zoo Magazine adverts

 

FILM REVIEWS

28 Weeks Later

2 Days In Paris

American Gangster

Apocalypto

Atonement

The Bank Job

The Bourne Ultimatum

Control

Dawn Of The Dead

The Departed

The Descent

Fahrenheit 9/11

Hard Candy

Ils (Them)

Lust, Caution

Notes On A Scandal

Once

Open Water

Pan's Labyrinth

Rocky Balboa

Saw

Super Size Me

United 93

When the Levees Broke

 

MISC REVIEWS

40 Pupils Suspended For Bullying

Amazon Review Scum

Aerial Telly forever - Birmingham arts scene scum never

Blowjob monologues and the like

Ellen MacArthur

Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

An Illustrated History of Dis

Fooled By Randomness

Hip-hop

Listen up, douchebags: Larry Merchant KO1 murdering rapist hype merchant scum that constitute boxing's deal-making fight-avoiding turd elite

Morales v Barrera III

Music Sounds Better With You(tube)

NME cool list

Paralympics

Playlouder Reviews

Stan Collymore

The Streets

Vertigolf

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