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10 Years Younger
24: Season 4
24: Season 5
24 Season 5 finale
24: Season 6
30 Rock
Abi Titmuss
Aerial Telly Awards 2005
Aerial Telly Awards 2006
Aerial Telly Awards 2007
Aerial Telly search queries
Aerial Telly search queries 2
Aerial Telly search queries 3
Aerial Comment
Alive: Back To The Andes
Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show
Anti-Social Old Buggers
The Apprentice
The Apprentice Series Three Final
The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report
The Apprentice Season 4
The Armstrongs
Ashes to Ashes
Balderdash And Piffle
Battered Men: Hidden Lives
Battlestar Galactica Season 3
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale
Beauty And The Geek
Bernard Manning From Beyond the Grave
Bernard Matthews Golden Moments
Big Brother 2005
Big Brother 2006 Launch Night
Big Brother 2007
Big Brother 2007: Get that chickenhead hoodrat out
Big Brother's Big Mouth
Big Brother, Emily Parr and racism
Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism
Bionic Woman pre-air pilot
Bo! in the USA
Bodies
Bodies series finale
Body Shock: Half Ton Man
Bollocks To Cancer
The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence
Bremner, Bird and Fortune
Bring Back...Grange Hill
Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
Buffy the Career Slayer?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Californication
Carnivale
Catherine Tate Christmas Special
CBeebies website
Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother 2006
Celebrity Big Brother 2007
Celebrity Fit Club
Celebrity Love Island
The Charlotte Church Show
China
Christmas television review 2006
Comic Relief Does The Apprentice
Compulsion
The Contender
The Contender Season Two
Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic
Cutting Edge: Pram Face
The Dark Side Of Porn
The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn
Dead Ringers
Deadwood
Deadwood - a lament
Deadwood Season 3
Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns
Derren Brown: The Heist
Derren Brown's Russian Roulette
Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat
Dexter Season One
Dexter Season Two...
Dispatches: The Big Heist
Doctor Who
Dragons Den
Drive
EastEnders
Election 2005 coverage
Emily Parr - an apology
Escape to the Legion
Everybody Hates Chris
Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles
Extras
Extras Christmas special
Fat Beauty Contest
Feel The Force
Firefly - The Complete Series
Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir
Fonejacker
Friday Night Project
Going Cold Turkey
Guys And Dolls
Heroes
Heroes Season One Finale
Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed
House
HSBC adverts
I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006
In This Corner
Inside Waco
It's Me Or The Dog
Jericho
John From Cincinnati
Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem
Joss Stone Cadbury's Flake advert
Journeyman
jPod
Keys To The Vip
Keys To The Vip update - Aerial Telly bringing "people" together
King Of Shaves advert
Life on Mars
Life
Loose Women
Lost
Lost Season 2
Lost Season Three Finale
Lost Season 3: half-term report
Lost Season 3 Premiere
Lost Season Four Half Term report
Mad Men
The Madness of Boy George
Mars Believe World Cup Campaign
Man vs Wild
Mary Archer
Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs
The Mitchell Brothers' Return
Monkey Dust
Morales v Barrera III
My Family
My Name Is Earl
My Penis And I
Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts
Nigella
Neighbours 20th anniversary show
No Angels
Old Enough To Be His Mother
Oscars 2005
Party Animals
Peaches Geldof: Teen America
Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares
The Peter Serafinowicz Show
The Pick-up Artist
Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Prison Break
Prison Break 2
Prison Break Season Two: half-term report
Prison Break Season Two Premiere
Prison Break Season Two Finale
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Review Index
At a glance guide
| 10 Years Younger |
4 |
| 2007: your relationshit is going nowhere |
- |
| 24: Season 4 |
7.5 |
| 24: Season 5 |
9 |
| 24 Season 5 Finale |
8 |
| 24 Season 6 |
8 |
| 50 ways to grieve your lover |
- |
| Abi Titmuss |
8 |
| Aerial Telly Awards 2005 |
- |
| Aerial Telly Awards 2006 |
- |
Aerial Telly in the Guardian (Screen Burn) |
- |
| Aerial Telly search queries |
- |
| Aerial Telly search queries 2 |
- |
| Aerial Telly: still number one despite thematic inconsistencies and a tendency to over-egg the pudding (with piss) |
- |
| Alive: Back To The Andes |
5 |
| Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt |
- |
| Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show |
- |
| Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks |
8 |
| Anti-Social Old Buggers |
7 |
| Apocalypto |
7.5 |
| Apology for slavery |
- |
| Aerial Comment |
- |
| The Armstrongs |
8 |
| The Apprentice |
7 |
| The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report |
8 |
| Battlestar Galactica Season 3 |
8 |
| Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale |
7.5 |
| Balderdash And Piffle |
3 |
| Battered Men: Hidden Lives |
5 |
| Beauty And The Geek |
7 |
| Bernard Matthews Golden Moments |
- |
| Big Brother 2005 |
8 |
| Big Brother 2006 Launch Night |
7 |
| Big Brother's Big Mouth |
8 |
| Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism |
6 |
| Blowjob monologues and the like |
- |
| Bodies |
8.5 |
| Bodies series finale |
9 |
| Body Shock: Half Ton Man |
6 |
| Bollocks To Cancer |
7 |
| Bo! in the USA |
7 |
| The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence |
7 |
| Bremner, Bird and Fortune |
0 |
| Bring Back...Grange Hill |
7 |
| Bullying |
4 |
| Britney and Kevin: Chaotic |
6 |
| Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
9 |
| Buffy the Career Slayer |
- |
| Carnivale |
5 |
| Catherine Tate Christmas Special |
1 |
| CBeebies website |
8 |
| Celebrity Big Brother |
7 |
| Celebrity Big Brother 2006 |
8 |
| Celebrity Big Brother 2007 |
7 |
| Celebrity Fit Club |
7 |
| Celebrity Love Island |
4 |
| The Charlotte Church Show |
4 |
| China |
5 |
| Christmas television review 2006 |
- |
| Comic Relief Does The Apprentice |
7 |
| Compulsion |
7 |
| The Contender |
8 |
| The Contender Season Two |
7 |
| Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic |
3 |
| Cutting Edge: Pram Face |
5 |
| The Dark Side Of Porn |
6 |
The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn |
7 |
| David Gest couldn't be a more perfect X Factor judge |
- |
| Dawn Of The Dead |
8.5 |
| Dead Ringers |
4 |
| Deadwood |
9.5 |
| Deadwood Season 3 |
9.5 |
| Deadwood - a lament |
10 |
| Deal Or No Deal |
7 |
| The Departed |
6 |
| Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns |
5 |
| Derren Brown: The Heist |
8 |
| Derren Brown's Russian Roulette |
8 |
| Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat |
8.5 |
| Dexter Season One |
8 |
| The Descent |
8 |
| Dispatches: The Big Heist |
7 |
| Doctor Who |
8 |
| EastEnders |
5 |
| Election 2005 coverage |
5 |
| Ellen MacArthur |
3 |
| Escape to the Legion |
7.5 |
| Eva Wiseman - plagiarist |
- |
| Everybody Hates Chris |
7 |
| Extras |
8 |
| Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles |
5 |
| Fahrenheit 9/11 |
4 |
| Fat Beauty Contest |
7 |
| Feel The Force |
4 |
| Firefly - The Complete Series |
8 |
| Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir |
7 |
Fooled By Randomness |
7.5 |
Friday Night Project |
4 |
| Going Cold Turkey |
6 |
| Guys And Dolls |
7 |
| Handsome, talented and a sensational lay |
- |
| Hard Candy |
8 |
| Heroes |
8 |
| Heroes Season One Finale |
7 |
| Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed |
7 |
| Hip-hop |
4 |
| House |
7.5 |
| HSBC adverts |
2 |
| I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here |
7 |
| I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006 |
7 |
| I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25 |
7 |
| An Illustrated History of Dis |
- |
| Inside Waco |
7 |
| It's Me Or The Dog |
6 |
| Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem |
5 |
| Jericho |
7 |
| Keeley Hazell sex tape |
7 |
| Keys To The Vip |
7.5 |
| King Of Shaves advert |
3 |
| Life on Mars |
8 |
| Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year |
- |
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Loose Women |
6 |
| Lost |
7.5 |
| Lost Season 2 |
6 |
| Lost Season 3 Premiere |
8.5 |
Lost Season 3: half-term report |
8.5 |
| The Madness of Boy George |
7 |
| Mars Believe World Cup Campaign |
2 |
| Mary Archer |
4 |
| Mea Culpa - you a cunta |
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| Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs |
7 |
| The Mitchell Brothers' Return |
8 |
| Monkey Dust |
8 |
| Morales v Barrera |
9 |
| Music Sounds Better With You(tube) |
- |
| My Family |
4 |
| My Name Is Earl |
8 |
| My Penis And I |
6 |
| Neighbours 20th anniversary show |
8 |
| Never forgive, never forget, never for fun |
- |
| Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts |
1 |
| Nigella |
3 |
| NME cool list |
- |
| Old Enough To Be His Mother |
7.5 |
| No Angels |
5.5 |
| Open Water |
8 |
| Oscars 2005 |
7 |
| Pan's Labyrinth |
8 |
| Paralympics |
3 |
| Party Animals |
8 |
| Peaches Geldof: Teen America |
6 |
| Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares |
6 |
| Poker Night |
7 |
| Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks |
8 |
| Prison Break |
7.5 |
| Prison Break 2 |
8.5 |
| Prison Break Season Two Premiere |
9 |
| Prison Break Season Two Finale |
8 |
| Prison Break Season Two: half-term report |
9 |
| Pulling |
8 |
| Reality cheque |
- |
| Richard and Judy |
7 |
| Rome Season One |
7.5 |
| Rocky Balboa |
6 |
| Saxondale |
8 |
| Screen Burn |
- |
| The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive |
7 |
| The Secret Policemen's Ball |
3 |
| Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter |
6 |
| Sex Addict |
5 |
| Seymour Butts |
7.5 |
| Shameless |
8 |
| Shameless Season 4 |
8 |
| Shane |
2 |
| She came again today |
- |
| Skins |
7 |
| The Shield |
8 |
| The Shield - Season Five Finale |
8 |
| The Shield - Season 6 |
8 |
| Too Ugly For Love |
6 |
| Smoking Room |
7.5 |
| The Sopranos Season 6 |
8.5 |
| Space Cadets |
7 |
| The Spy Who Stole My Life |
8 |
| Stan Collymore |
6 |
| Stepkids In Love |
5 |
| Steve Irwin tribute |
8 |
| The Streets |
6 |
| Studs of Suburbia |
7 |
| Supernanny |
7 |
| Super Size Me |
8 |
| Surviving Disaster |
7.5 |
| Take That... for the Record |
7.5 |
| Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer |
7 |
| The Thick Of It |
8 |
| This Life +10 |
8 |
| This World: Kidnap Cops |
7.5 |
| Turn-off TV Week |
- |
| TV's Naughtiest Blunders |
3 |
| United 93 |
8 |
| Unanimous |
7 |
| Veronica Mars |
8 |
| Veronica Mars Season Two |
9 |
| Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report |
9 |
| Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere |
9 |
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Vertigolf |
8 |
| A Very Social Secretary |
7.5 |
| Weeds |
8.5 |
| When the Levees Broke |
7 |
| When Lineker Met Maradona |
7 |
| Wimbledon coverage |
7 |
| The Wire |
7.5 |
| The Wire, Season 4 |
9 |
| World's Deadliest Gangs |
5 |
| World Cup coverage |
8.5 |
| X Factor |
7 |
| You're the only Aerial Telly reader whose girlfriend is safe from him |
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| Zoo Magazine adverts |
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AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
2007: your relationshit is going nowhere
2008 - Napoleon Boneypie finally faces her Waterloo.
50 ways to grieve your lover
Aerial Telly - Black Irish bastard with the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet
Aerial Telly - high functioning sociopath with narcissistic tendencies
Aerial Telly is not saying he had sex with Kate McCann but....
Aerial Telly loves Joni Mitchell but Little Green is not a deeply moving account of a mother's love for her child. It is an account of how Joni Mitchell gave up her child for money, fame and cock
Aerial Telly will not be sexing Doctor Kate McCann
Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt
Apology for slavery
The big veiny cock arms of love are strangling Brad Pitt
Get stuffed you creeps - Aerial Telly is the best thing that ever happened to you and you know it
God bless the ginger balls of our brave assassin Prince
Handsome, talented and a sensational lay - but life is not all roses for Aerial Telly
Happy Christmas cock smokers
Having trouble with your long-turd relationshit? Relax, it's not just you.
It was the best of weeks, it was the worst of weeks
Kate McCann requests Aerial Telly phone number.
Ladies - time to ditch the borefriend and get with a real man
Let's get this straight - they drugged her, killed her, sat on her body for three weeks then dumped her in the ocean? Fuck you, Johnny Incompetentos...
Mea culpa - you a cunta
"Meet the parents" or "destroy what is left of her shattered self-esteem"
Natasha Collins and Mark Speight, saying NO to drugs and the self pitying twerps who use them
Never forgive, never forget, never for fun
Never mind that the case against them stinks like a hogwhore's cunt - just keep bullying the parents
No, Foxy Knoxy - Aerial Telly will not be representing your interests
OK Peter Hill, Daily Express "editor", I'm calling you out, you lying douchebag punk motherfucker shitbag son of a bitch
She came again today
So, the girl you love has got a ginger borefriend
Stop your nonsense, ladies...Aerial Telly is single, sane and straight
Sympathy For The Devil
Who the fuck is Mick Jagger?
You're the only Aerial Telly reader whose girlfriend is safe from him
Your breath smells like a thousand miles of shit.
AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO BETTING
200,000 undersexed schlubs have the weekend of their lives after following Aerial Telly's betting advice
Aerial Telly's bookie - rest in peace, loser
Aerial Telly - love and compassion in his heart, cash money in his wallet and your girl on his jock
Aerial Telly shows a hell of a lot of class by not celebrating yet another night of betting glory
Aerial Telly wins crushing victory against forces of darkness - bookmaker on suicide watch
Bernard Hopkins v Joe Calzaghe is going the distance
Big Brother betting. Brian at 1.83 - have you freaks lost your minds?
Joe Calzaghe is going to beat Mikkel Kessler
Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year
O'Neill at 4.5? Lay that motherfucker with everything you've got
OK, you Appalachian pissdrinkers get this - Winky Wright to beat Bernard Hopkins at evens is a phenomenal bet, the type that comes around once a century
Ricky Fatton CAN beat Floyd Mayweather. But the value is Ugly Boy Floyd at 1.57
Scandinavian betting giant's eyes water as they take a balls deep ass fucking from Aerial Telly
Yes, Aerial Telly puts his money where his miggedy mouth is
You'd have to be a total kiddy fiddler not to back Ricky Hatton against Jose Luis Castillo when Bet Direct are offering 1.62
TV REVIEWS (cont'd)
Pushing Daisies series premiere...
Richard and Judy
Rome Season One
Saxondale
The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive
The Secret Policemen's Ball
Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter
Sex Addict
Seymour Butts
Shameless
Shameless Season 4
Shane
The Shield
The Shield - Season Five Finale
The Shield - Season 6
Skins
Skins Season 2
Smoking Room
The Sopranos Season 6
Space Cadets
The Spy Who Stole My Life
State of the TV Nation Address
Stepkids In Love
Studs of Suburbia
Supernanny
Surviving Disaster
Take That... for the Record
Talk to me
Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer
The Thick Of It
This Life +10
This World: Kidnap Cops
Too Ugly For Love
TV's Naughtiest Blunders
Unanimous
Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report
Veronica Mars Season Two
Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere
Veronica Mars Season Three finale
A Very Social Secretary
Weeds
Weeds Season 3
When Lineker Met Maradona
Wimbledon coverage
The Wire
The Wire, Season 4
The Wire Season 5 Premiere
The Wire Series Finale
World Cup coverage
World's Deadliest Gangs
X Factor 2005
X-Factor 2007
Zoo Magazine adverts
FILM REVIEWS
28 Weeks Later
2 Days In Paris
American Gangster
Apocalypto
Atonement
The Bank Job
The Bourne Ultimatum
Control
Dawn Of The Dead
The Departed
The Descent
Fahrenheit 9/11
Hard Candy
Ils (Them)
Lust, Caution
Notes On A Scandal
Once
Open Water
Pan's Labyrinth
Rocky Balboa
Saw
Super Size Me
United 93
When the Levees Broke
MISC REVIEWS
40 Pupils Suspended For Bullying
Amazon Review Scum
Aerial Telly forever - Birmingham arts scene scum never
Blowjob monologues and the like
Ellen MacArthur
Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir
An Illustrated History of Dis
Fooled By Randomness
Hip-hop
Listen up, douchebags: Larry Merchant KO1 murdering rapist hype merchant scum that constitute boxing's deal-making fight-avoiding turd elite
Morales v Barrera III
Music Sounds Better With You(tube)
NME cool list
Paralympics
Playlouder Reviews
Stan Collymore
The Streets
Vertigolf
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