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Alive: Back To The Andes

Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Amy Winehouse on the Charlotte Church show

Anti-Social Old Buggers

The Apprentice

The Apprentice Series Three Final

The Apprentice Series 3 half-term report

The Armstrongs

Ashes to Ashes

Balderdash And Piffle

Battered Men: Hidden Lives

Battlestar Galactica Season 3

Battlestar Galactica Season 3 finale

Beauty And The Geek

Bernard Manning From Beyond the Grave

Bernard Matthews Golden Moments

Big Brother 2005

Big Brother 2006 Launch Night

Big Brother 2007

Big Brother 2007: Get that loudmouth chickenhead hoodrat cunt out

Big Brother's Big Mouth

Big Brother, Emily Parr and racism

Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism

Bionic Woman pre-air pilot

Bo! in the USA

Bodies

Bodies series finale

Body Shock: Half Ton Man

Bollocks To Cancer

The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence

Bremner, Bird and Fortune

Bring Back...Grange Hill

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic

Buffy the Career Slayer?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Californication

Carnivale

Catherine Tate Christmas Special

CBeebies website

Celebrity Big Brother

Celebrity Big Brother 2006

Celebrity Big Brother 2007

Celebrity Fit Club

Celebrity Love Island

The Charlotte Church Show

China

Christmas television review 2006

Comic Relief Does The Apprentice

Compulsion

The Contender

The Contender Season Two

Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic

Cutting Edge: Pram Face

The Dark Side Of Porn

The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn

Dead Ringers

Deadwood

Deadwood - a lament

Deadwood Season 3

Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns

Derren Brown: The Heist

Derren Brown's Russian Roulette

Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat

Dexter Season One

Dexter Season Two...

Dispatches: The Big Heist

Doctor Who

Dragons Den

Drive

EastEnders

Election 2005 coverage

Emily Parr - an apology

Escape to the Legion

Everybody Hates Chris

Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles

Extras

Extras Christmas special

Fat Beauty Contest

Feel The Force

Firefly - The Complete Series

Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

Fonejacker

Friday Night Project

Going Cold Turkey

Guys And Dolls

Heroes

Heroes Season One Finale

Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed

House

HSBC adverts

I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006

Inside Waco

It's Me Or The Dog

Jericho

John From Cincinnati

Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem

Journeyman

jPod

Keys To The Vip

Keys To The Vip update - Aerial Telly bringing "people" together

King Of Shaves advert

Life on Mars

Life

Loose Women

Lost

Lost Season 2

Lost Season Three Finale

Lost Season 3: half-term report

Lost Season 3 Premiere

Mad Men

The Madness of Boy George

Mars Believe World Cup Campaign

Man vs Wild

Mary Archer

Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs

The Mitchell Brothers' Return

Monkey Dust

Morales v Barrera III

My Family

My Name Is Earl

My Penis And I

Nibble Nobby's Nuts adverts

Nigella

Neighbours 20th anniversary show

No Angels

Old Enough To Be His Mother

Oscars 2005

Party Animals

Peaches Geldof: Teen America

Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares

The Peter Serafinowicz Show

The Pick-up Artist

Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Prison Break

Prison Break 2

Prison Break Season Two: half-term report

Prison Break Season Two Premiere

Prison Break Season Two Finale

Pulling

Extras

BBC2

It's all too easy to dismiss actors as soulless parasites living off the hard work of others - that's what they are after all.

Warped, insecure and self-obsessed, they are at once vulnerable freaks and shameless narcissists.

Little wonder that Ricky Gervais chose the profession as a vehicle to continue his masterful dissection of the quiet despair, pride and delusion of the working man.

"You wonder what comedy Utopia people are living in that this gets a rough ride from them"

Extras has received a mixed reception on the Internet forums which Aerial Telly finds baffling as this is very smart, funny stuff. You wonder what comedy Utopia people are living in that this gets a rough ride from them. The performances are spot-on, many laugh out loud lines and a continuation of some of the most inventive comedy of recent times from Gervais and Merchant.

Gervais plays Andy Millman, a deluded extras actor (or "background artiste") who insists on referring to himself as a "proper actor". His best friend Maggie, brilliantly played by Ashley Jensen, is as inadequate as him - anxious, paranoid and utterly selfish, she careers through life trying not to offend anyone and fails dismally.

There is a bit of Brent in Andy but there is a bit of Brent in everyone. Some people only ever saw Basil Fawlty when they saw John Cleese act - it goes with the territory of capturing an aspect of the human condition as perfectly as Gervais did with David Brent.

Disability figures largely in Gervais's comedy - he once said that if you fancy a bet, always choose The Paralympics - because "they're all winners".

Extras continues in this vein. He seems to have effortlessly broken this taboo by focusing on able-bodied people's reactions to disability. That mixture of awkwardness, guilt and hostility that the able-bodied feel around the disabled is nailed time and time again.

Co writer Stephen Merchant puts in a stellar turn as the world's worst agent, sending out a pleading CV on behalf of Andy:


1996 to 1999 Andy Millman worked at the Nat West in Wokingham. He left this comfortable, adequately paid job to try and become an actor, despite his age, weight and looks.

Andy claims to be a great actor but has not yet had the chance to prove it because so far he's had no offers except 'extra' work, which as you know is pointless and badly paid.

Acting is Andy's dream. If you can make that dream come true please, please call.

"Like a letter to Jim'll Fix It" is Andy's memorable precis.

The star cameos are what gets most of the attention and are probably the weakest part of Extras. Ben Stiller features as a tyrannical Hollywood industry operator, Ross Kemp as a hopeless SAS fantasist and Kate Winslet as a smut-spouting careerist.

They have their moments but there's a sense of them being a little too keen to be seen as game-for-a-laugh. We naturally think they can't be like that because they're showing the self-awareness that they might be like that.

"Getting your celebrity chums in to give them a ribbing is but a heartbeat away from Tarby and mates on the golf course"

So the comedy loses its subversive edge. Getting your celebrity chums in to give them a ribbing is but a heartbeat away from Tarby and mates on the golf course. What stops it becoming like this, though, is Les Dennis who steals the series portraying himself as a washed-up entertainer, living off former glories.

He even plays the cuckold to Amanda Holden lookalike Simone, who shags the stagehand while Les desperately phones Heat magazine to get himself in the "Celebrities Spotted" column.

This is incredibly near-the-knuckle stuff, mirroring his own public humiliation at the hands of his trophy wife with the guy from the Homebase adverts who apparently isn't shagging Lesley Ash in the same way that Lee Chapman isn't beating her.

Close to home doesn't cover it. You feel like you're intruding upon some private grief. This is British comedy at the moment. Dark, twisted and consumed with self-loathing. Nobody does it better.

The best thing about it: The symbiotic relationship between Andy and Maggie.

The worst thing about it: Star cameos which come in a little under written.

The verdict on Extras: A worthy follow-up, despite what you might read.

Marks out of 10: 8

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Pushing Daisies series premiere...

Richard and Judy

Rome Season One

Saxondale

The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive

The Secret Policemen's Ball

Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter

Sex Addict

Seymour Butts

Shameless

Shameless Season 4

Shane

The Shield

The Shield - Season Five Finale

The Shield - Season 6

Skins

Smoking Room

The Sopranos Season 6

Space Cadets

The Spy Who Stole My Life

State of the TV Nation Address

Stepkids In Love

Studs of Suburbia

Supernanny

Surviving Disaster

Take That... for the Record

Talk to me

Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer

The Thick Of It

This Life +10

This World: Kidnap Cops

Too Ugly For Love

TV's Naughtiest Blunders

Unanimous

Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report

Veronica Mars Season Two

Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere

Veronica Mars Season Three finale

A Very Social Secretary

Weeds

Weeds Season 3

When Lineker Met Maradona

Wimbledon coverage

The Wire

The Wire, Season 4

The Wire Season 5 Premiere

World Cup coverage

World's Deadliest Gangs

X Factor 2005

X-Factor 2007

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FILM REVIEWS

28 Weeks Later

American Gangster

Apocalypto

Atonement

The Bourne Ultimatum

Control

Dawn Of The Dead

The Departed

The Descent

Fahrenheit 9/11

Hard Candy

Lust, Caution

Notes On A Scandal

Once

Open Water

Pan's Labyrinth

Rocky Balboa

Saw

Super Size Me

United 93

When the Levees Broke

 

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Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

An Illustrated History of Dis

Fooled By Randomness

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Morales v Barrera III

Music Sounds Better With You(tube)

NME cool list

Paralympics

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