Edge of Heaven ITV episode 1 review.

Edge of Heaven ITV episode 1 review | WTF is that Alfie?

Published by jamdog on 21st February, 2014.

Edge of Heaven ITV episode 1 review

You have to wonder about comedy-drama. How often do you see one and think “tell you what, son: that absolutely wouldn’t have worked better as either comedy or drama”? Not very. Edge of Heaven is fucked either way as it’s got no chops for drama or comedy but where it should have been a shite 30 minute sitcom it’s a holocaust of a 60 minute comedy-drama.  The Mini Pops Lily Allen theme tune from Casey Lim sets us up nausily and places us firmly in the 1980s themed Margate guesthouse Edge Of Heaven ran by Judy Taylor-Chatterjee (Camille Coduri) who puts in one of those Allison Steadman in Life Is Sweet or Brenda Blethyn in Secrets and Lies performances of working-class mums that you know the minute it kicks down your door. They sound and act exactly like the cleaning ladies in Monty Python, are lovably thick and everyone is sweetheart or darling.

Camille Coduri puts in one of those Allison Steadman in Life Is Sweet or Brenda Blethyn in Secrets and Lies performances of working-class mums

So Judy is a lawks-a-lordy salt of the Earth who says things like crème de menthe and don’t we all know it? The focus though is on her chumpish son Alfie (Blake Harrison). When his fiancée Carly (Justine Cain) jilts him at the altar he vows to win her back even though Carly’s better looking best friend Michelle wants Alfie to put his cock in her and Stevie Wonder filling in Lauryn Hill’s tax returns can see where that one is heading.

As for the rest of the family Alfie’s no-nonsense grandmother Nanny Mo lives with her snobby gay son Bald Gary (Adrian Scarborough) and his fuckwitted younger borefriend Camp Gary (Robert Evans). In a triumph for the stock gay character playbook they both love True Blood and Sex and the City. Tandeep (Nitin Kundra) is Alfie’s by-numbers sitcom dad, Ann-Marie, his ex-military sister.

So where do the laughs come from? Think of it as that exhausting Shirley Valentine/Margi Clarke humour. Alfie mentions how classy Carly is, cue: her coming down the aisle to Gaga’s Bad Romance. They do the regular person with a famous person’s name gag (thrice like Saint Peter at open mic night) and drop multiple unfunny double entendres that tank every time. They have exchanges like:

“You wanna get back on the horse.” “He hasn’t got a horse!”

“I’m like those birds who go around together in pairs.” “Lesbians?” “Swans!”

“I was like Sugar Ray” “More like Sugar Lump from what I’ve heard!” Sugar Lump? Really? GTFO of here with that noise.

 They do the regular person with a famous person’s name gag (thrice like Saint Peter at open mic night)

It’s obvious that this was intended as a sitcom before the writer Camp Gary realised that there were no jokes in it. There’s no universe in which this needed to be made. Blake Harrison’s post-Inbetweeners career is getting the kind of cornholing Gennady Golovkin dished out to Matthew Macklin. This generation’s Nicholas Lyndhurst needs to be handled with greater care. He’s ambling through a comedy shitscape where every road leads to oblivion. Someone needs to step in.

The verdict: Yeah yeah yeah? Nanana nana NO.

Marks out of 10: 2

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7 responses to “Edge of Heaven ITV episode 1 review | WTF is that Alfie?”

  1. Rob W says:

    I escaped from the hole that margate is many years ago. Seeing this ‘comedy’ based in Margate I was keen to watch and hopefully have a laugh.
    Unfortunately I was laughing at the dreadful script and acting rather than laughing with the comedy. This has got to be one of the worst things ever made. Absolute rubbish.

    • jamdog says:

      Was pish wasn’t it? Everything about it is wrong. It got record low viewing figures for that timeslot which is good news.

  2. Eliza says:

    Well I really liked it!! If you want to be told what to think by a load of daily mail drones then slate it all you want!!!
    But if you actually have a thought of your own in your head you will give it a try and realise it is a gentle, happy comedy that makes you feel better after a crap week, and that’s all we need on a Friday night!! Keep your trendy up its own arse programmes I want to go to bed happy and this does it!!!
    Be original and have your own opinion!

  3. Eliza says:

    I loved it! Stop being told what to think by daily mail journalists who think they are so trendy it hurts!!!
    This is a happy feel good comedy that relieves the build up of a crap week!! It’s gentle easy humour and likeable characters are easy watching and pure enjoyment.
    This programme is for the masses not the wanna be hipsters!!!!!!!

  4. Jo says:

    Aw I’m sad that it’s viewing figures aren’t that great because I’m really enjoying it. It’s a bit of bubblegum TV, harmless, warm comedy to end the week with. It’s made me smile and chuckle and the characters are so endearing. I hope that they commission a 2nd series.

  5. Emily says:

    I enjoyed it. It was light-hearted, and a little funny. No – it didn’t have me in hysterics, but I wasn’t sitting with a face like a slapped-arse for the hour. The sarcasm and quirky characters had me watching every week. With a slight crush on dopey Alfie, I did dislike the weak story line, and Carly irritated me to the point of finishing the bottle of wine I had opened. It was warm, sweet and chuckle-worthy, Something to make me smile and laugh after a crap week. It’s a shame the viewings were low, and reviews have been written by dick-heads who think there god’s gift if they slate something because it makes them look trendy and cool. It was a nice way to spend an hour and I hope for a second series.