Well, here we are again folks. Another Big Brother, another race hate incident. It would take a deep shaft to mine the depths of stupidity exhibited by Emily Parr as she uttered the phrase "are you pushing it out, you nigger?" and ~clearly~ expected to get away with it. "You're not offended" she told Charley, the object of her abuse. Charley, for her part, seemed grateful for the guidance and initially decided that she wasn't offended, just shocked. Once everyone had picked their jaws off the floor, Channel 4 acted in the only conceivable way they could by kicking the dumb cunt out. And proving that there's always someone complaining about something, 900 people complained that the action was too harsh. Testimony from Parr's coursemates at Bristol University indicated that she was indeed a racist piece of shit who deserved precisely zero sympathy. Not that that stopped her getting it, of course.

"Exactly which street are we talking about where a white person refers to a black girl she hardly knows as "nigger"? Dead Cracker Hanging From The Lamp-post Boulevard? "

As well as being a racist she's also a liar. Constant justifications such as "I call my black friends nigger all the time" are the kind of things that would only be believed by cabbages (though there's been no shortage of them commenting on this on the internet and elsewhere). And to deal with the refrain "but she was just trying to be street!". Exactly which street are we talking about where a white person refers to a black girl she hardly knows as "nigger"? Dead Cracker Hanging From The Lamp-post Boulevard?

"Even before Niggergate the only purpose she could possibly serve is to have me fuck the shit out of her until she goes limp."

Let's get a few fucking things straight shall we? She's a racist cunt. You're a cunt if you can't see that she's a racist cunt and so is your entire family. There is no excuse, no mitigation, no sympathy. Even before Niggergate the only purpose she could possibly serve is to have me fuck the shit out of her until she goes limp. Cheryl Tweedy dealt with accusations of racism by marrying a black footballer and this is a very likely course of action for Emily. She'll have a brown baby like the other mums on the estate and the sound of 'hey nigger chops - dinner's ready!' will echo around the apartment as she waits for the phone call from the Cardiff City full-back she was sucking off the night before. It never comes

"She'll have a brown baby like the other mums on the estate and the sound of 'hey nigger chops - dinner's ready!' will echo around the apartment as she waits for the phone call from the Cardiff City full-back she was sucking off the night before. It never comes."

It came at a good time for Channel 4 post Shilpa Shetty, acting as redemption for their weaselly cowardice last time around. They acted strongly and decisively and now of course they're taking shit for it. But this won't bother them. The decision to flush the turd was a no-brainer and there is no way in a million years any complaint will be upheld. There will be a discreet and appropriate interval (say, two months) before Emily appears in Nuts magazine showing her (admittedly very impressive) arse in a lesbian themed ebony and ivory special with Charley. After a slightly shorter interval she will announce her engagement to Kieron Richardson and her future missionary work in That Africa. And that her favourite actor of all time is in fact Mister Sidney Poitier.

None of it really matters in the end.

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