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Big Brother 2008 – Mario must die

Published by jamdog on 10th July, 2008.

Big Brother 2008 - Mario review

Highlight show, 9th July 2008

Mario and Rebecca were announced as the two nominees for eviction on Wednesday night’s highlight show and a number of things are now clear. Mario is a deranged controlling fucknut, capable of Olympic standard condescension towards his long-suffering girlfriend. The ham-headed maniac can’t stand the idea of his Amazonian bride getting on with people in the house who he imagines are plotting agin him. It is grimly amusing to watch this fool disintegrate .

The paranoia brought on by steroid abuse has already demonstrated itself with Stu(pid). The difference is that Mario is convinced he has a fanbase in the outside world and is loved by all. And it says a great deal that even though Rebecca is widely disliked, Mario is a huge favourite to be evicted on Friday. If, as seems likely, he goes it would be a brave man who ruled out a Chris Benoit style meltdown.

“Fat Bex continued to be a no-go zone for irony, criticising Katreya for being “over the top”. To the uninitiated, this is like Courtney Love criticising Alexa Chung for being a starfucker.”

Fat Bex continues to be a no-go zone for irony, criticising Katreya for being “over the top”. To the uninitiated, this is like Courtney Love criticising Alex Chung for being a starfucker. Give her her due. She’s sticking to her promise to represent Cov to the max. By being a classless loudmouth.

In other news, Sara (above) is the best looking woman in history and almost certainly in the top five shags. This girl would flirt with a corpse and some would say in her shameless cockteasing of Mikey she is doing just that. Wee Blind Mikey can forget the idea of getting any play from Antipodean pie. Sara belongs to Aerial Telly now. That convict ship has sailed, buddy boy.

 

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