Big Brother

Big Brother got no gas and Mark Ronson got no class

Published by jamdog on 15th July, 2008.

 review

Aerial Telly has all your numbers, fools

Three things today. Australia’s Ten Network has cancelled their version of Big Brother. Aerial Telly regards this as highly significant. While it’s true that a civilised country has yet to cancel Big Brother, convict tastes are surprisingly similar to our own. Rather like with our primate cousins we are more alike than we realise. Although Big Brother has been a terrific experiment and provided us with much fine telly it is very likely for the best if this is the beginning of the end for the concept. More high-quality drama, less low quality drama queens should be TV’s guiding principle in the future.

“While it’s true that a civilised country has yet to cancel Big Brother, convict tastes are surprisingly similar to our own. Rather like with our primate cousins we are more alike than we realise.”

Secondly, Mark Ronson has strongly hinted that he rebuffed the sexual advances of Joss Stone. Well he needs to cut that the hell out. This boy has no class whatsoever. Whatever Joss Stone‘s manifest faults she is a nice piece of weird hippy pie who was offering a good time to the chump and this is how he repays her? This is not the way of the player, the poonhound, the ladies’ man. It is the way of the sleazeball, the dirtbag, the scuzzwad.

“Suggestions that Miller is a hugely overrated bony pie who will suck any cock on the planet provided it is attached to a large enough wallet are just petty envy.”

Aerial Telly could come on here telling you all about all the celebrity pie he has had to turn down. It would be no problem whatsoever. But all the ladies know: those that say don’t know and those that know don’t say. Mongson’s indiscretion will cost him dearly. Now no girl in her right mind will be pushing it his way. Idiot boy.

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