 About Aerial Telly
Biography
Name: James Donaghy
Location: I live in Birmingham, England in a big glass house where I like to throw stones.
Occupation: My income comes from writing and betting. Sometimes I write about betting but I like to keep these two worlds separate on the grounds that one is very easy and one is very difficult. I'm not telling which one is which.
I have written for The Guardian, Arena, Vanity Fair, Bet Exchange News, Playlouder, Flipside, Mixmag and Knowledge. I write about music, television and all aspects of popular culture. I am for hire as a writer - please contact me at the e-mail below to discuss my fabulously reasonable rates.
Hobbies:- Pretending to be a clinically depressed Limp Bizkit fan from Norway called Lars on Internet
forums.
- Calling record companies in an unconvincing Norwegian accent and asking questions like "does Fred Durst do solo project?"
My previous website Black Pele was called "altogether funnier" by The Guardian
and "offensive on the whole" by Web User - the ridiculous turds.
Frequently Asked Questions
People be hounding, always surrounding asking what Aerial Telly is all about. So I've put together an FAQ for those that ain't know.
Who is Aerial Telly? My name is James and I am Aerial Telly. Pleased to meet you.
What's the dealio? I shall mostly be writing about the television programmes that appear on the box thing.
That review of x was amazing. Yes, it was wasn't it?
Will you be reviewing Sex and the City? I love Carrie - she's great! Carrie is a turd and that makes you a turd for liking her. And the only reason I'll be reviewing that sack of shit is to turd it up beyond all recognition.
You know what your problem is? Yes. I have a deep-rooted fear of intimacy. If people get too close I push them away. You let people get close - that's when they hurt you. I've been hurt before and it's never going to happen again.
I also have this thing with answering rhetorical questions but I think that's under control now.
Who do you be down with? I say 'peace' to cats who rock mack knowledge on a strength tip, gee, yo.
Just how much do you love the telly? I don't just review the telly - I get under its skin and allow myself to be infected by it - thus becoming the antidote for telly.
I embody telly. I am not DOING telly - I AM telly. The living corporeal form of its spirit.
Why are you doing it? To spread my love through the vision that is tele.
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