Netflix Hurricane Wanda’s symbolic wrath has struck and the prison’s getting flooded AND NOT JUST WITH WATER. But mainly with water. Joel, Nicky and Chapman go […]
Netflix Hey guys remember that hunger strike nobody, not even the participants, gave two shits about? No? You might want to fast forward through this then. […]
Netflix As we begin, a naked Chapman is in bed whooping and hollering like an early Hollywood depiction of a Native American. What could be causing […]
Netflix Pornstache is readjusting well to prison life on his return. “Mendez is back bitches” he announces, dishing out shots like Oscar Pistorius dishes out shots […]
Netflix It’s Valentine’s Day in Litchfield and the price of love is the theme. Pegleg is finding his relationshit with Daya particularly taxing. Aleida and the […]