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The Apprentice Season 4

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The Armstrongs

Ashes to Ashes

Balderdash And Piffle

Battered Men: Hidden Lives

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Big Brother's Big Mouth

Big Brother, Emily Parr and racism

Big Brother got no gas, Sienna Miller got no ass, Mark Ronson got no class

Big Brother poetry

Big Brother, Shilpa Shetty and racism

Bionic Woman pre-air pilot

Bo! in the USA

Bodies

Bodies series finale

Body Shock: Half Ton Man

Bollocks To Cancer

Bonekickers

The Boys Who Killed Stephen Lawrence

Breaking Bad

Bremner, Bird and Fortune

Bring Back...Grange Hill

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic

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CBeebies website

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Celebrity Big Brother 2006

Celebrity Big Brother 2007

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The Charlotte Church Show

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Christmas television review 2006

Comic Relief Does The Apprentice

Compulsion

The Contender

The Contender Season Two

Criminal Justice

Cutting Edge: My Kid's Psychic

Cutting Edge: Pram Face

Damages

The Dark Side Of Porn

The Dark Side Of Porn: Amateur Porn

Dead Ringers

Deadwood

Deadwood - a lament

Deadwood Season 3

Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns

Derren Brown: The Heist

Derren Brown's Russian Roulette

Derren Brown - Trick Or Treat

Dexter Season One

Dexter Season Two...

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Everybody Hates Chris

Extraordinary People - The Girl Who Makes Miracles

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Feel The Force

Firefly - The Complete Series

Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

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Going Cold Turkey

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Heather Mills: what really happened

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Heroes Season One Finale

Hidden Lives - Three In A Bed

House

HSBC adverts

I'm All Shook Up: Parkinson's at 25

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, 2006

In This Corner

The Inbetweeners

Inside Waco

It's Me Or The Dog

Jericho

John From Cincinnati

Jordan and Peter: Marriage And Mayhem

Joss Stone Cadbury's Flake advert

Joss Whedon's Dollhouse will be the greatest television show in history

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Keys To The Vip update - Aerial Telly bringing "people" together

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King Of Shaves advert

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Mary Archer

Michael Carroll: King Of Chavs

The Mitchell Brothers' Return

Monkey Dust

Morales v Barrera III

My Family

My Name Is Earl

My Penis And I

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Neighbours 20th anniversary show

No Angels

Old Enough To Be His Mother

Oscars 2005

Party Animals

Peaches Geldof: Teen America

Pete Burns' Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares

The Peter Serafinowicz Show

The Pick-up Artist

Preston's Walk Out on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Prison Break

Prison Break 2

Prison Break Season Two: half-term report

Prison Break Season Two Premiere

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Big Brother 2008 final

Big Brother 2008 final

Channel 4

For the living love of God would you 'bags please stop e-mailing Aerial Telly to ask how much he won on the final night of Big Brother? How can you ask such a thing? Don't you know he'd rather tap dance barefoot on broken glass then reveal his spectacular gambling successes? What would make you can it? What would force the closure of your oral flycatcher? Would perhaps a screen shot of Aerial Telly's position at the final suspension of the market suffice? Might your seeing photographic proof of his stunning £2,800 victory that he resolutely refuses to talk about allow the boy to get on with his review?

Rachel wins

 

Big Brother 2008 final


The Shield Season 7 Premiere

The Shield Season 7 Premiere

FX

"Cunnilingus and psychiatry have brought us to this" was Tony Soprano's memorable précis of The Sopranos first season. Right now I feel that when everything goes to shit in The Shield (as it inevitably must) the photo of David Aceveda's mouth rape at gunpoint and Shane getting into bed with the Armenian mob will be the twin catalysts. Yes, fellatio and Armenians have brought us to this: the 7th and final season of The Shield, FX's brutal, brilliant and insanely addictive wander through Los Angeles gangland. The Shield Season 7 Premiere


Prison Break Season 4 PremierePrison Break Season 4 Premiere

FOX

Decapitation can put a strain on any relationship, never mind one perpetually under siege from a shadowy transnational cabal known as The Company bent on your death and the domination of, well, everything. But this is Prison Break and if you thought finding his girlfriend's severed head in a box was going to affect his relationship with Dr. Sara Tancredi then you don't know Michael Scofield. Because yes, Sara is still alive. That whole head-in-a-box thing was a big hoax - she actually escaped from Gretchen and they faked the whole thing. And when Michael tracks Gretchen and Whistler to Los Angeles they are trying to obtain a spectacularly important data card called Scylla containing all kinds of Company secret business. With me so far? Prison Break Season 4 Premiere


There will only ever be one ReggieThe Hard Sell - University of Northampton

The Guardian

Having attended a former polytechnic Aerial Telly finds their adverts a constant source of joy. Naturally, they don't reveal how such institutions are used as a place for the middle classes to dump their thick kids or how authentic proletarian geniuses like Aerial Telly are frighteningly thin on the ground. No, they prefer to indulge in Kaiser Chiefs backed flimflam. Aerial Telly is uniquely qualified to comment on this and he was very happy to do so. The Hard Sell - University of Northampton


There will only ever be one ReggieThere will only ever be one Reggie

The Guardian

The BBC are bringing back The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. This stirs strong feelings in Aerial Telly as the original is one of his all-time favourite shows. He puts a dampener on the enthusiasm here and almost certainly dooms the show to failure. Nothing succeeds in television without Aerial Telly's express permission. Sorry, Martin Clunes. Your career is now over. Off you trot. There will only ever be one Reggie


Mutual Friends

Mutual Friends

BBC1

Imagine it. It is December 2001. You are Spencer McCallum, Keeley Hawes's newly acquired husband. You couldn't be happier. The girl you love more than anything in the whole world has just pledged her troth to you in front of God and an invited audience of cocksmokers. You plan a blissful life together: you, your precious princess and your child. Christmas is coming. The muscles behind your ears hurt from grinning. You've had too much champagne. You've been on your feet all day and your ankle tendons are aching, but you don't care. This is the happiest day of your life. Soon, your wife will join you in your hotel room and blow you non-stop for three hours like the filthy little cocksucking minx you always prayed she was. Yet just eight weeks from now she will leave you for her Spooks co-star Matthew Macfadyen, rip your heart out of your chest, poke holes in it with her stilettos and then laugh as her new lover puts his cock into your still warm aortic valve and fucks the shit out of it. She will go on to fame and fortune, happily hacking her way through shows like Ashes to Ashes.The homewrecking sociopath has eaten your soul. You will never trust another woman again. Mutual Friends


X Factor 2008 - sob stories bring misery to millions

X Factor 2008 - sob stories bring misery to millions

ITV

The return of X Factor should always be welcomed. It's a great format that produces laughter, tears and distress to the innocent. I really don't know what they're doing incorporating the pretty but pretty useless presence of Cheryl Cole. Dannii Minogue already fills that role and while Cole is prettier and even dumber it's given the panel an imbalanced feel. They'd love a girl band to win this year, that much is clear and maybe co-opting the best-looking member of Girls Aloud is some kind of totem towards that end? Whatever. The real story of the early rounds of X Factor 2008 is the increasingly dreary and dubious sob stories that are clogging up the audition stages. X Factor 2008


The Hard Sell: OranginaThe Hard Sell: Orangina

The Guardian

More and more people have been talking about the current Orangina advert. It is very strange indeed. Aerial Telly's take on it is that they need to stop this nonsense and get on some other shit. Expect further exemplary dissections of television advertising to follow shortly. The Hard Sell: Orangina


Roseanne Barr joins in the attack on the big veiny cock arms

Roseanne Barr joins in the attack on the big veiny cock arms

Butt out, fatty. Aerial Telly is more than capable of fighting his own battles

When you're a visionary, leader of men, iconoclast, impresario, thought moulder, opinion shaper like Aerial Telly you become accustomed to a few things. One of those "things" is people taking one of your thoughts or deeds and running with it in a totally inappropriate direction. A highly representative and highly annoying example of this occurred this week with gigantic tub of guts Roseanne Barr launching an unprovoked and savage attack on Napoleon Boneypie and her fruity husband. In the deeply weird rant she condemns the pair as evil for making "violent, psychopathic" movies and only giving a few million here or there to charity. This is clearly inspired by Aerial Telly's longstanding heartfelt and compassionate concern for Brad Pitt and it couldn't be more misplaced. Roseanne Barr joins in the attack on the big veiny cock arms


Steve McClaren - cock juggling thundercunt who needs to be showered with  mare’s piss every time he opens his cunt mouth

Steve McClaren - cock juggling thundercunt who needs to be showered with mares' piss every time he opens his cunt mouth

End this nonsense now

When toothsome promoted-over-his-head company man shitheel Steve McClaren trudged off the Wembley pitch in November after England's infinitely wanky failure to qualify for the European Championships, his sole consolation was that the humiliation was over.  Yes he was now the worst England manager in history, derided nationwide and whatever tiny portion of respect that existed for him in the game was obliterated but now he could quietly go about his business unmolested. In the pre-Internet age, maybe, but McClaren is now viral clown prince of YouTube thanks to an interview he gave to Dutch TV about his new side Twente drawing Arsenal in the Champions’ League. Steve McClaren - cock juggling thundercunt


Which is the greatest: Dragons' Den or The Apprentice?Which is the greatest: Dragons' Den or The Apprentice?

The Guardian

Aerial Telly is a fan of both Dragons' Den and The Apprentice so he was the natural choice to speak on Theo Fatfoetus firing shots across The Apprentice's bow and conduct the definitive comparison of the two shows. Which is the greatest: Dragons' Den or The Apprentice?


Richard and Judy: a great loss to terrestrial tellyRichard and Judy: a great loss to terrestrial telly

The Guardian

This week sees the final weekly run of Richard and Judy's Channel 4 show before they depart to planet digital. Aerial Telly has made his feelings on these two clear in the past and he took his opportunity to do so again. Richard and Judy: a great loss to terrestrial telly


Who should get Wogan's Eurovision job?Who should get Wogan's Eurovision job?

The Guardian

It's understandable, perhaps even necessary, that Aerial Telly will get typecast as the world's greatest gambler, the solar system's most prolific poonhound, the universe's finest writer, the greatest boxer never to turn pro -- whatever. The point is he doesn't like to be identified by one particular form of brilliance. Aerial Telly is an aggregate of greatness. The whole is even greater than the sum of its parts. Anyway, Terry Wogan is identified as the voice of Eurovision and his departure will mean a vacancy needs to be filled. And by whom is the question Aerial Telly was man enough to tackle. Who should get Wogan's Eurovision job?


Generation Kill

Generation Kill

HBO

When you've redefined television and made what many consider the greatest TV show ever made your next step will be a tricky one. But Ed Burns and David Simon have taken on Generation Kill the adaptation of Evan Wright's award-winning book recounting his experiences as an embedded reporter in Bravo Company of the 1st Reconnaissance Battalion in the early stages of the Gulf War. It ain't World War II, it ain't Korea, it ain't even Vietnam, brother. A generation desensitised to violence, raised on South Park, video games and gangster rap. This is the New Model Army. This is Generation Kill. Generation Kill


The Hard Sell: BBC OlympicsThe Hard Sell: BBC Olympics

The Guardian

Yes, the Beijing Olympics are here and it is hard to conceive of anything with less value. China has taken a break from beheading Tibetan monks to put on a showstopping opening ceremony which left everybody saying "London 2012 is going to look like shit compared to this". Anyway, Aerial Telly has been kicking it on the subject with specific regard to the BBC's animated trailer for their Olympics coverage. The Hard Sell: BBC Olympics


Tough times for Howard of HalifaxTough times for Howard of Halifax

The Guardian

Aerial Telly seems to be writing about adverts a lot these days. This is absolutely no problem for him as he is well versed in the compliance arts and the ways of persuasion scumbags. The news that the Halifax are dropping Howard Brown from their commercials prompted him to write a thing about how they get down. Tough times for Howard of Halifax


Weeds Season 4

Weeds Season 4

Showtime

Aerial Telly has stated several times that there is no recorded instance of a sexually attractive woman over the age of 40. Mary-Louise Parker (44) has gone some way to proving him "wrong"1 because this curly haired slender portion of pie would get fucked from now 'til Brigadoon if she ever stepped through the doors of Aerial Telly's bachelor pad. The makers of Weeds understand this and they have had Nancy Botwin in the sluttiest outfits of the show's run, being spanked in the back of a limousine and fucked senseless by a Mexican politician cum drug trafficker. This is before we even mention her 12-year-old son masturbating over nude photos of her taken by his dead father. This last scene caused something of an outcry but, be honest, if Mary-Louise Pierker was your mother you'd be doing the same. Weeds Season 4


Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

The Internet

Very few people get Aerial Telly's respect like Joss Whedon. Cutting his teeth as a writer on Roseanne his auteurial adventures in television gave the world Buffy, Angel and Firefly - in short, some of the finest TV ever made. He creates compelling believable worlds peopled by memorable conflicted characters. He deals with big themes brilliantly and never sells his characters out. He writes with integrity and never shirks tough decisions. He's very, very funny. So Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog just has to be a triumph, right? You damn fucking right it does. Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog...


Love your work, CillaLove your work, Cilla

The Guardian

Aerial Telly is one of the foremost dating experts operating today. He's very much on the down low with this and has to be practically dragged into the public arena to talk about it. It's part of his quiet, classy persona to not bring it up. Nevertheless he will quite readily lend his hand and considerable intellect to the body of "knowledge" about the dating show genre, all that it is and all it represents. Love your work, Cilla



Rooney advertising Hovis? Use your loaf

Rooney advertising Hovis? Use your loaf

The Guardian

In what Aerial Telly regards as an eccentric move, Hovis have co-opted Wayne Rooney to be the new face of their breadloaves. Here, he questions the wisdom of this move and establishes himself as an authority on advertising, branding and the science of influence. Rooney advertising Hovis? Use your loaf


Simon Gould

Groupie of the week: Simon Gould

Shithead takes on Aerial Telly and pays the ultimate price

Among Aerial Telly's large fanbase is a masochistic element. Harbouring sexual fantasies, they become angry when their twisted dreams are not realised and they start to turn on their master in the hope of a vicious thrashing. Like deluded shit sack Simon Gould who writes this evening.

2008/8/3 simon gould <sg003q3633@blueyonder.co.uk>

Subject: Kevin Bishop Show

I've read your review.

I thought his impressions were very accurate.

What pissed me off was that it was like swopping channels, I know he meant this BUT I don't want to watch swopping channels very few seconds for 30 fuckin minutes.

Anyway, I think Arial Telly has a micro penis and that's why he's so aggressive.

Regards micro man,

Simon

Aerial Telly responds

Simon, you fucking moron, you've written to me before like the groupie bitch you are saying how I "convinced" you to bet against Oscar de la Hoya. But being a painfully thick cunt you spelt it "de la Hoyer". This display of fanlust shows you are a beta male easily led by alpha males like Aerial Telly, desperate for their approval.

Groupie of the week: Simon Gould continues...


The Kevin Bishop Show

The Kevin Bishop Show

Channel 4


The Kevin Bishop Show is very poor and there are two key reasons for this. The ultrashort length of the sketches exposes the pisspoor premises ruthlessly.  There's no hiding behind sharp one-liners or snappy impressions (not that this dick can do either of those - his leaden-footed humour and jawdroppingly poor impressions seeing to that). Secondly, Kevin Bishop naturally inclines towards comedy thuggery.  He has an unerring eye for the lowest common denominator and, when pressed for a punchline, will choose the cheap shot, the base humour or schoolboy pun every time. Suggest nuance, subtlety or cleverness and Kev is all "talk to the butt".. The Kevin Bishop Show


E-Mail of the week

E-Mail of the week

Power to the "people"

Often, Aerial Telly will receive an e-mail that does not specifically reference him, his website or indeed anything of any relevance to anyone. Maybe Peter Sullivan was browsing one of Aerial Telly's definitive dissections of pornography that he does from time to time? We may never know. Or care.

Subject: adult entertainment.

Psully100680@aol.com


dear sir/ madam


please can you tell me how to enter the world of adult entertainment.


many thanks peter sullivan

Aerial Telly responds:

I've heard sucking cock is a good way in, so I'd start there if I were you. That way if you don't make it you can always use the skill to move into public relations

Best regards

Aerial Telly

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AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

10 reasons why you're scum if you smoke

2007: your relationshit is going nowhere

2008 - Napoleon Boneypie finally faces her Waterloo.

50 ways to grieve your lover

Aerial Telly - Black Irish bastard with the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet

Aerial Telly's favourite TV critics

Aerial Telly - high functioning sociopath with narcissistic tendencies

Aerial Telly is not saying he had sex with Kate McCann but....

Aerial Telly loves Joni Mitchell but Little Green is not a deeply moving account of a mother's love for her child. It is an account of how Joni Mitchell gave up her child for money, fame and cock

Aerial Telly's favourite TV critics

Aerial Telly - sensitive, damaged, wounded yet lionhearted when it comes to the crunch

Aerial Telly will not be sexing Doctor Kate McCann

Amy, for the love of God eat some chips you loopy cunt

Apology for slavery

The big veiny cock arms of love are strangling Brad Pitt

Gerald McClellan - dog murdering bastard who felt God's fury

Get stuffed you creeps - Aerial Telly is the best thing that ever happened to you and you know it

Give me any backchat and I'll circumcise your face with a knife dipped in shit

God bless the ginger balls of our brave assassin Prince

Got the time, bruv?

Greta Scacchi, insane cock-crazed beauty who boned her cousin

Handsome, talented and a sensational lay - but life is not all roses for Aerial Telly

Happy Christmas cock smokers

Having trouble with your long-turd relationshit? Relax, it's not just you.

It was the best of weeks, it was the worst of weeks

Kate McCann requests Aerial Telly phone number.

Ladies - time to ditch the borefriend and get with a real man

Let's get this straight - they drugged her, killed her, sat on her body for three weeks then dumped her in the ocean? Fuck you, Johnny Incompetentos...

The Mamas and the Papas rocked

Mea culpa - you a cunta

"Meet the parents" or "destroy what is left of her shattered self-esteem"

Natasha Collins and Mark Speight, saying NO to drugs and the self pitying twerps who use them

Never forgive, never forget, never for fun

Never mind that the case against them stinks like a hogwhore's cunt - just keep bullying the parents

No, Foxy Knoxy - Aerial Telly will not be representing your interests

OK Peter Hill, Daily Express "editor", I'm calling you out, you lying douchebag punk motherfucker shitbag son of a bitch

She came again today

So, the girl you love has got a ginger borefriend

So, you finally cooked for her - is there anything in life that you can't fuck up?

So, you're on holiday with your girl

So, you finally settled for what you knew you could hang on to

Stop your nonsense, ladies...Aerial Telly is single, sane and straight

Sympathy For The Devil

Who the fuck is Mick Jagger?

You're the only Aerial Telly reader whose girlfriend is safe from him

Your breath smells like a thousand miles of shit.

 

AERIAL TELLY'S GUIDE TO BETTING

200,000 undersexed schlubs have the weekend of their lives after following Aerial Telly's betting advice

Aerial Telly's bookie - rest in peace, loser

Aerial Telly - love and compassion in his heart, cash money in his wallet and your girl on his jock

Aerial Telly's refusal to take inferior prices on Miguel Cotto means he wins AGAIN

Aerial Telly shows a hell of a lot of class by not celebrating yet another night of betting glory

Aerial Telly wins crushing victory against forces of darkness - bookmaker on suicide watch

Amir Khan World Champion before the end of the year? Get the fuck out of here.

The beast Miguel Cotto is going to buttfuck Antonio Margarito, piss in his face, then stomp him to death in front of a horrified bipartisan crowd as Margarito's wife weeps bitter tears before swearing revenge against the savage Puerto Rican and all his countrymen.

Bernard Hopkins v Joe Calzaghe is going the distance

Big Brother betting. Brian at 1.83 - have you freaks lost your minds?

Cotto v Margarito - Aerial Telly's boundless compassion means he can't get a wedge on at the correct price

Joe Calzaghe is going to beat Mikkel Kessler

Listen up, fuckwads - Floyd Mayweather to beat Oscar De La Hoya on points at anything over 8/11 is the bet of the year

Manny Pacquiao, the Mexicutioner, has killed more Mexicans than the maquiladoras

Manny Pacquiao, the Mexicutioner, Harvester of Souls, is the greatest fighter that ever lived

O'Neill at 4.5? Lay that motherfucker with everything you've got

OK, you Appalachian pissdrinkers get this - Winky Wright to beat Bernard Hopkins at evens is a phenomenal bet, the type that comes around once a century

Ricky Fatton CAN beat Floyd Mayweather. But the value is Ugly Boy Floyd at 1.57

Scandinavian betting giant's eyes water as they take a balls deep ass fucking from Aerial Telly

Yes, Aerial Telly puts his money where his miggedy mouth is

You'd have to be a total kiddy fiddler not to back Ricky Hatton against Jose Luis Castillo when Bet Direct are offering 1.62

 

TV REVIEWS (cont'd)

Pushing Daisies series premiere...

Richard and Judy

Rome Season One

Saxondale

The Secret Life of A Manic Depressive

The Secret Policemen's Ball

Seduction School: Size Doesn't Matter

Sex Addict

Seymour Butts

Shameless

Shameless Season 4

Shane

The Shield

The Shield - Season Five Finale

The Shield - Season 6

Six Feet Under

Skins

Skins Season 2

Smoking Room

The Sopranos Season 6

Space Cadets

The Spy Who Stole My Life

State of the TV Nation Address

Stepkids In Love

Studs of Suburbia

Summer Heights High

Supernanny

Surviving Disaster

Take That... for the Record

Talk to me

Ted Bundy - Natural Porn Killer

The Thick Of It

This Life +10

This World: Kidnap Cops

Too Ugly For Love

TV's Naughtiest Blunders

Unanimous

Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars Season Three Half-term Report

Veronica Mars Season Two

Veronica Mars Season Three Premiere

Veronica Mars Season Three finale

A Very Social Secretary

Weeds

Weeds Season 3

When Lineker Met Maradona

Wimbledon coverage

The Wire Season 3

The Wire, Season 4

The Wire Season 5 Premiere

The Wire Series Finale

World Cup coverage

World's Deadliest Gangs

X Factor 2005

X-Factor 2007

Zoo Magazine adverts

 

FILM REVIEWS

28 Weeks Later

2 Days In Paris

American Gangster

Apocalypto

Atonement

The Bank Job

The Bourne Ultimatum

Control

Dawn Of The Dead

The Departed

The Descent

Fahrenheit 9/11

Hard Candy

Ils (Them)

In Bruges

Juno

Lars and the Real Girl

Lust, Caution

Notes On A Scandal

Once

Open Water

Pan's Labyrinth

Rocky Balboa

Saw

Super Size Me

United 93

When the Levees Broke

Zodiac

 

MISC REVIEWS

40 Pupils Suspended For Bullying

Amazon Review Scum

Aerial Telly forever - Birmingham arts scene scum never

Blowjob monologues and the like

Ellen MacArthur

Floyd Mayweather v Carlos Manuel Baldomir

An Illustrated History of Dis

Fooled By Randomness

Hip-hop

Indie kids - munching on cock all day, every day, from now until forever

Listen up, douchebags: Larry Merchant KO1 murdering rapist hype merchant scum that constitute boxing's deal-making fight-avoiding turd elite

Morales v Barrera III

Music Sounds Better With You(tube)

NME cool list

Paralympics

Playlouder Reviews

Roid Jones jnr? You must be joking, Joke

Stan Collymore

The Streets

Vertigolf

War Winehouse!

We Expose Palace Security As A Bag Of Shite

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